Stupid little things that bug you

People that start a sentence with, "I mean" when they haven't been asked to explain what they mean.
You sound like a fucking 13 year old valley girl, you twat.
Drives me round the bend. In any TV discussion programme just about everybody regularly starts off with 'I mean' or the variations 'Yeah I mean', 'So I mean' or even 'Yeah, no I mean'. Most often the people who do it should know better.
 
Friends you have round to your house for a meal or drinks but never invite you back. They then have the nerve to say “when are we coming round to your house again?”
I think you need to totally reconsider the actual meaning of friend. In every conceivable manifestation of it numerous facets.

None of them include anything resembling those pair of cunts.
 
Absolutely! Could not agree more.
Near me there are Peletons of Lycra clad idiots blocking the road and refuse to move over for cars or even deliberately spread further. They probably all own a car.

As a cyclist of decades myself I think this stupid and arrogant behaviour gives those considerate cyclists a bad name.

Where I live is particularly beautiful for cycling so I can't really blame them for getting out and about, but I turn the colour of Ferguson whenever I get stuck behind 20 of them all riding in rows of three. I'm very risk averse behind the wheel and this serves me well, but many others begin to get impatient and I've seen bad drivers overtake the cyclist army, myself and a few other cars on winding roads and its a recipe for disaster. Some blame must also lie with the impatient party but it's avoidable if the cyclists don't hog the road.
 
Andrew Flintoff being constantly referred to as"Freddie"

My annoyance grows tenfold, when it appears in the closing credits of programmes
 
Where I live is particularly beautiful for cycling so I can't really blame them for getting out and about, but I turn the colour of Ferguson whenever I get stuck behind 20 of them all riding in rows of three. I'm very risk averse behind the wheel and this serves me well, but many others begin to get impatient and I've seen bad drivers overtake the cyclist army, myself and a few other cars on winding roads and its a recipe for disaster. Some blame must also lie with the impatient party but it's avoidable if the cyclists don't hog the road.
Three abreast is not just taking the piss, it is dangerous and should be illegal. Their outfits an affront to decency and Christian way. So, a firing squad is well within the reasonable response level. If you ask me.

No last fag or blindfold.
 
Where I live is particularly beautiful for cycling so I can't really blame them for getting out and about, but I turn the colour of Ferguson whenever I get stuck behind 20 of them all riding in rows of three. I'm very risk averse behind the wheel and this serves me well, but many others begin to get impatient and I've seen bad drivers overtake the cyclist army, myself and a few other cars on winding roads and its a recipe for disaster. Some blame must also lie with the impatient party but it's avoidable if the cyclists don't hog the road.
Absolutely. You need to be able to overtake responsibility and it is a two way thing. Those near me seem to think they have the god given right to block the road and also be a danger to themselves.

They are not in the Tour de France.
 
Absolutely. You need to be able to overtake responsibility and it is a two way thing. Those near me seem to think they have the god given right to block the road and also be a danger to themselves.

They are not in the Tour de France.
If only they were. We would never see them again. Although they can look like competitors with their poncy outfits, apart from the fat cunts. Obviously.
 

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