Stupid little things that bug you

[rickmcfc]

Anything associated with Liverpool

 

[talkativesprout]

Absolute bell ends on Denton Rock roundabout that get in the wrong lane then just close their eyes and go across 2 lanes, go round again you dipshit wankers and this time check the massive fuckin signs

 

[nellyonthewing]

Aldi when you are 6th in line at Till 1 then they announce ' Dear Customers we are opening Till 4 and some fat twat with a trolley accelerates from nowhere without a by your leave.
Or you are 2nd in line at Aldi and some fat twat in front of you with a trolley laden with crisps, pop and pizza looks back at the loaf of bread you have in your hand then averts their lifeless eyes back to their phone.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Aldi when you are 6th in line at Till 1 then they announce ' Dear Customers we are opening Till 4 and some fat twat with a trolley accelerates from nowhere without a by your leave.
Or you are 2nd in line at Aldi and some fat twat in front of you with a trolley laden with crisps, pop and pizza looks back at the loaf of bread you have in your hand then averts their lifeless eyes back to their phone.

That last paragraph sums them up, classic.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Aldi when you are 6th in line at Till 1 then they announce ' Dear Customers we are opening Till 4 and some fat twat with a trolley accelerates from nowhere without a by your leave.
Or you are 2nd in line at Aldi and some fat twat in front of you with a trolley laden with crisps, pop and pizza looks back at the loaf of bread you have in your hand then averts their lifeless eyes back to their phone.

Only use Aldi if you have time to kill...
; )

 

[BrianW]

BBC website moderators who delete any criticism of Liverpool FC and their feral fans, no matter how mild or how factual; but happily allow untruths, falsehood, lies and libel about Manchester City FC to stay up for all to read. Cnuts! Licence fee subsidised, biased, Red Scouse cock-sucking cnuts.

 

[knuckles]

Maybe not such a little thing, but people who park in disabled parking bays who don't have a blue badge, yesterday there was a taxi who had parked across 2 bays, not just one but right across two! I knocked on his window and pointed out that he was parked across 2 disabled bays, he said that he was very sorry and had not realised! Maybe but they are pretty obvious. Anyways it always makes me pretty angry when I see this happening - not every disability is obvious I get that.

 

[knuckles]

Drivers who at red lights stop about two car lengths from the car in front of them. Than spend the whole time with the lights on red creeping up to the the car in front of them. Leaving you with now a two car gap in front of you.

Drivers who stop at a red light during rush hour, the lights change and they are not ready to go, grrrrr

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

“Parent and child” parking bays.

Fuck off.

If you decide to have a kid then why should everyone else give up a parking spot just so you can have a family day out in Morrisons?

Not that it affects me personally - I always park in the farthest corner of any supermarket car park I can find so some other blind inconsiderate brain dead selfish **** doesn’t ding my door and drive off.

 

[Kippaxpete]

Friends you have round to your house for a meal or drinks but never invite you back. They then have the nerve to say “when are we coming round to your house again?”

Sure that isn't just you?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

People in supermarkets who take something off the shelves and walk round eating it, dropping crumbs everywhere, then present an empty wrapper at the checkout.
You’re here to shop, not eat you twats.

Hahaha what? Never seen this, what kind of shithole do you do your shopping?

 

[Blackley_Blue]

When I worked on the phones...

People who ring up and ask you for a phone number and as you start to give it them, they stop you while they spend 5 fucking minutes looking for a pen... You've spent 5 minutes waiting to get through to me, could you not have looked for a pen then...

And then to top it off, you give them the number for the department they asked for and they say "and is that the number for department 'a'?".... No, you asked me for the number for department 'a' but I thought I'd give you the number for the the local fucking chippy...

 

[Vincent van Rough]

BBC Football's results page. Womens results shown inbetween The Championship and League One. Womens sport in general needs its own pages.

 

[KS55]

Hahaha what? Never seen this, what kind of shithole do you do your shopping?

Asda.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

“Parent and child” parking bays.

Fuck off.

If you decide to have a kid then why should everyone else give up a parking spot just so you can have a family day out in Morrisons?

Not that it affects me personally - I always park in the farthest corner of any supermarket car park I can find so some other blind inconsiderate brain dead selfish **** doesn’t ding my door and drive off.

I used to hate food shopping, now I dont get annoyed at the fit and healthy twats using the "disabled parking" places, the "parent & child" parking, the "ginger haired lesbian with piles" parking,
The fat ugly parents with there snotty nosed, noisy kids treating the shop like its a fuc#ing playground, the trolley I get having a dodgy/squeeky wheel, getting in the wrong queue at the till, having my items more or less thrown at me while trying to cram it back in a box by some underpaid youth under instuctions to work as quickly as possible,
The wind & rain while trying to get back to my car in the car park,
I just sit back with a brew, click a few buttons & it turns up in a van on my doorstep, Happy days :-)

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Asda.

Ha well that explains it

 

[give it to gordon]

When people say 'ow are yer, alright? Like they actually give a fuck, lol.

Ow are yer alright ?






;)

 

[laserblue]

“Parent and child” parking bays.

Fuck off.

If you decide to have a kid then why should everyone else give up a parking spot just so you can have a family day out in Morrisons?

Not that it affects me personally - I always park in the farthest corner of any supermarket car park I can find so some other blind inconsiderate brain dead selfish **** doesn’t ding my door and drive off.

I don't mind parent and child bays used, as originally intended, by someone with a toddler in a push chair. It's the dickheads who park in a P&C space and when the doors open a perfectly fit and healthy 10 year old jumps out and runs into the store.

 

[Winchester]

Dianne Bourne of the MUEN and her obsession with running after Celebrities

 

[Tuearts right boot]

“Parent and child” parking bays.

Fuck off.

If you decide to have a kid then why should everyone else give up a parking spot just so you can have a family day out in Morrisons?

Not that it affects me personally - I always park in the farthest corner of any supermarket car park I can find so some other blind inconsiderate brain dead selfish **** doesn’t ding my door and drive off.

Exactly, they should be parking at the other end of the car park so the pizza eating, fat lazy little fuckwits can get some exercise.