Stupid little things that bug you

knuckles said:
Maybe not such a little thing, but people who park in disabled parking bays who don't have a blue badge, yesterday there was a taxi who had parked across 2 bays, not just one but right across two! I knocked on his window and pointed out that he was parked across 2 disabled bays, he said that he was very sorry and had not realised! Maybe but they are pretty obvious. Anyways it always makes me pretty angry when I see this happening - not every disability is obvious I get that.
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Some years back, my partner and I were just leaving a pub when a SUV parked up in a disabled bay right by the entrance. The guy was, I guess, in his 40 but a fit looking man who walked quite spritely into the pub. As he passed us, my girlfriend pointed to his car and told him he shouldn't park there, the bloke said nothing. Two minutes later, he came out of the pub carrying a old lady. He said nothing.
 
Bill Walker said:
It's happening here as well mate, big time. This place gets more like America every day. Thankfully not the guns though.
I think it's so much US culture in films and TV, let's face it, they make the best things like Breaking Bad, Ozark, Saul, plus a million others. It's inevitable the way they say things catches on.
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and they do like reaching out to people.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Womens ' things '. Yes, we know exactly what they are and we know exactly what they do so please dont graphically explain this whilst everyone is sitting down for tea.
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“Ooh me piss flaps look like these thinly sliced beef strips, trb. Will you give them a massage later?”
 
nellyonthewing said:
Aldi when you are 6th in line at Till 1 then they announce ' Dear Customers we are opening Till 4 and some fat twat with a trolley accelerates from nowhere without a by your leave.
Or you are 2nd in line at Aldi and some fat twat in front of you with a trolley laden with crisps, pop and pizza looks back at the loaf of bread you have in your hand then averts their lifeless eyes back to their phone.
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You made that up. A till open at Aldi? Fuck off and dream on. You probably own shares.
 
Double R said:
Holy shit, I was about to post the same thing.
You stop, neutral, pull up handbreak and step off the peddles. Then some twat moves forward to close the gap, so you have to start again and move before stopping again, neutral, pull up handbreak and step off the peddles. Then some other twat decides to move forward to close another gap...... rinse and repeat. Just close the bloody gap to start with insted of slowly nudjing forwards bit by bit.
Im saying this because 2 set of lights have appeared outside my workplace 3 weeks ago and this habbit is making me crazy. These lights are going to be here till 2024.
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Sounds like you drive a pedal car.
 
Fiftyyearsandcounting said:
Some years back, my partner and I were just leaving a pub when a SUV parked up in a disabled bay right by the entrance. The guy was, I guess, in his 40 but a fit looking man who walked quite spritely into the pub. As he passed us, my girlfriend pointed to his car and told him he shouldn't park there, the bloke said nothing. Two minutes later, he came out of the pub carrying a old lady. He said nothing.
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Just because his mother was a total alcoholic doesn't excuse him.
 
Fiftyyearsandcounting said:
Some years back, my partner and I were just leaving a pub when a SUV parked up in a disabled bay right by the entrance. The guy was, I guess, in his 40 but a fit looking man who walked quite spritely into the pub. As he passed us, my girlfriend pointed to his car and told him he shouldn't park there, the bloke said nothing. Two minutes later, he came out of the pub carrying a old lady. He
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If I was that guy, I would have thanked her for speaking up, then told her I was there for my old mum. Well done your girlfriend.
 
Fiftyyearsandcounting said:
Some years back, my partner and I were just leaving a pub when a SUV parked up in a disabled bay right by the entrance. The guy was, I guess, in his 40 but a fit looking man who walked quite spritely into the pub. As he passed us, my girlfriend pointed to his car and told him he shouldn't park there, the bloke said nothing. Two minutes later, he came out of the pub carrying a old lady. He said nothing.
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Was it Rooney
 
Fiftyyearsandcounting said:
Some years back, my partner and I were just leaving a pub when a SUV parked up in a disabled bay right by the entrance. The guy was, I guess, in his 40 but a fit looking man who walked quite spritely into the pub. As he passed us, my girlfriend pointed to his car and told him he shouldn't park there, the bloke said nothing. Two minutes later, he came out of the pub carrying a old lady. He said nothing.
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Fast food takeaway old ladies. You know, that could catch on.

Dragons Den here I come!
 
Fiftyyearsandcounting said:
Some years back, my partner and I were just leaving a pub when a SUV parked up in a disabled bay right by the entrance. The guy was, I guess, in his 40 but a fit looking man who walked quite spritely into the pub. As he passed us, my girlfriend pointed to his car and told him he shouldn't park there, the bloke said nothing. Two minutes later, he came out of the pub carrying a old lady. He said nothing.
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If you saw the man again would you recognise him?

Is this the man that you saw...?


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Tuearts right boot said:
Womens ' things '. Yes, we know exactly what they are and we know exactly what they do so please dont graphically explain this whilst everyone is sitting down for tea.
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Especially the advert with the Yorkshire woman.

"Get it right up t'grip girls. Shove up yer fanny as far as it'll go."
 
Weather forecasts. Why can't these cunts ever get it right? Had some washing to do, checked the weather, pegged it out. One hour later it starts raining. I've checked the forecast on my phone, the Met Office and the BBC now and not one of them says it will rain here today. Jokers.
 
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