You've taken on an impossible task but good luckI was just try to improve the quality of the forum but I only wear jeans lol
You've taken on an impossible task but good luckI was just try to improve the quality of the forum but I only wear jeans lol
Was just going to say the same. Combine them under the one thread ffs.All these bloody threads about names in song titles
dont go on the bluemoon thread lolWas just going to say the same. Combine them under the one thread ffs.
But that is being sensible. Off Top is about being silly billies spesh on a Saturday night.Was just going to say the same. Combine them under the one thread ffs.
Those threads are what Off Topic used to be good for. In actuality Off Topic was the place you'd go to get away from the nutters upstairs. The parody threads were brilliant. It's a shame what's actually happened to it.But that is being sensible. Off Top is about being silly billies spesh on a Saturday night.
See one post above yoursThe latest Green Flag advert.
The one on the athletes track when at the end some knobhead is spraying oil like champagne. We are trying to save the planet and stop pollution etc and this knobhead is chucking oil all over the place
Nothing worse than having to deal with the kindness of strangers!People who patronise me as a senior citizen. I have got used to young folk offering me a seat on a Metrolink, but the other day I was in one place being attended to and a bloke sitting nearby, no spring chicken himself, said "Do you know tour shoelace is undone?"
I said "Yes" (thinking mind yer own business) and he replied "Do you want me to tie it for you?"
I thought "God, do I look that decrepit?"
And only a couple of weeks ago I was putting a medium-sized suitcase on the overhead luggage rack, no bother at all, when a smart-arse sprang up from a nearby seat and virtually wrestled it out of my hands and put it up there himself. I thought "Patronising bastard!" I suppose he was trying to help, but I don't want offers of help when I don't need them, thank you very much.
Does anyone else have this to put up with, or is it just me? It really pisses me off.
People who patronise me as a senior citizen. I have got used to young folk offering me a seat on a Metrolink, but the other day I was in one place being attended to and a bloke sitting nearby, no spring chicken himself, said "Do you know tour shoelace is undone?"
I said "Yes" (thinking mind yer own business) and he replied "Do you want me to tie it for you?"
I thought "God, do I look that decrepit?"
And only a couple of weeks ago I was putting a medium-sized suitcase on the overhead luggage rack, no bother at all, when a smart-arse sprang up from a nearby seat and virtually wrestled it out of my hands and put it up there himself. I thought "Patronising bastard!" I suppose he was trying to help, but I don't want offers of help when I don't need them, thank you very much.
Does anyone else have this to put up with, or is it just me? It really pisses me off.
Did you get one of your great grandchildren to type all this out on one of those newfangled telephones for you?People who patronise me as a senior citizen. I have got used to young folk offering me a seat on a Metrolink, but the other day I was in one place being attended to and a bloke sitting nearby, no spring chicken himself, said "Do you know tour shoelace is undone?"
I said "Yes" (thinking mind yer own business) and he replied "Do you want me to tie it for you?"
I thought "God, do I look that decrepit?"
And only a couple of weeks ago I was putting a medium-sized suitcase on the overhead luggage rack, no bother at all, when a smart-arse sprang up from a nearby seat and virtually wrestled it out of my hands and put it up there himself. I thought "Patronising bastard!" I suppose he was trying to help, but I don't want offers of help when I don't need them, thank you very much.
Does anyone else have this to put up with, or is it just me? It really pisses me off.
Did you get one of your great grandchildren to type all this out on one of those newfangled telephones for you?
Attention seeking twats, or partially blind.People who wear sunglasses when íts not sunny.