Stupid little things that bug you

[Blue Mist]

Stupid phrases along the lines of:
There's no I in team. - No you gerbil, but there's a "me" if you look hard enough.
Never assume as it makes an ass of u and me. - No it fucking doesn't. It might if you pixilate every character and reformat them but while assume can make ass, u and me, it can't make an ass of u and me. And in all cases the u would be text speak and therefore not to be taken seriously.
We don't have problems we have opportunities. - Oh fucking really? The most famous problem of all time is "Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here" as spoken by astronaut Jack Swigert. No mention of fucking opportunities. So do you take the word of Swigert, a NASA astronaut, test pilot, mechanical engineer, aerospace engineer and US Air Force pilot or that of some management speak dickhead?

Now that's a rant. Nice one.

 

[East Level 2]

Now that's a rant. Nice one.

Cheers. Can't rant at the team these days, so have to rant on here.

 

[Dogtanian]

Scousers...and in particular the calling everyone Lad, fuck off you sound a ****!!

 

[Kinkladze 1]

People who allow themselves to get sunburnt.

 

[Big Swifty]

Bloody mare's tails. They come up all over my garden overnight, you dig them up and they're there again a day or two later. You never get rid of them, apparently

 

[Blue Mist]

Bloody mare's tails. They come up all over my garden overnight, you dig them up and they're there again a day or two later. You never get rid of them, apparently

You can get rid, If you had a digger, went down 8 foot and removed all the earth therefore removing all the roots you would.
And the basis of a swimming pool to boot.

 

[Chaz1]

You can get rid, If you had a digger, went down 8 foot and removed all the earth therefore removing all the roots you would.
And the basis of a swimming pool to boot.

Spray them with WD40, gets rid including the roots.

 

[staffsblue]

Bloody mare's tails. They come up all over my garden overnight, you dig them up and they're there again a day or two later. You never get rid of them, apparently

It's bindweed that is my nemesis. I spend the whole of Spring & Summer trying to dig of the roots, but it always returns.

 

[Barcon]

Bugleweed and the bastards that sell it.

 

[splinter]

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