Stupid little things that bug you

Bloody mare's tails. They come up all over my garden overnight, you dig them up and they're there again a day or two later. You never get rid of them, apparently
 
Bloody mare's tails. They come up all over my garden overnight, you dig them up and they're there again a day or two later. You never get rid of them, apparently
You can get rid, If you had a digger, went down 8 foot and removed all the earth therefore removing all the roots you would.
And the basis of a swimming pool to boot.
 
You can get rid, If you had a digger, went down 8 foot and removed all the earth therefore removing all the roots you would.
And the basis of a swimming pool to boot.
Spray them with WD40, gets rid including the roots.
 
Bloody mare's tails. They come up all over my garden overnight, you dig them up and they're there again a day or two later. You never get rid of them, apparently
It's bindweed that is my nemesis. I spend the whole of Spring & Summer trying to dig of the roots, but it always returns.
 
Heatwave. The press/media love one telling you how to stay cool in the office, office this, office that. It's all about the office.

I hate working outside in a heatwave. If it's in the high 30's its alot hotter in the sun !
Ha great !!!
The number of times I’ve seen people go and sit outside in the lunch hour then come back in and complain about the heat !!!
 
Here's another. I was looking ifor something in the bottom kitchen cupboard when my Mrs decided to look for something in the cupboard above. She them walked off, a minute later I stood up and smashed my head off the cupboard door she left open. Fuming.
That's on page five of How To Be An Utter Bitch, right next to the bit about using a vac at seven in the morning.
 
That's on page five of How To Be An Utter Bitch, right next to the bit about using a vac at seven in the morning.
A woman vacuuming at seven in the morning is basically saying "This is what I asked you to do last night, but you were too busy with something else". - She might be right, but the vast majority of things classed as "something else" are more interesting than vacuuming.
 
That's on page five of How To Be An Utter Bitch, right next to the bit about using a vac at seven in the morning.
Or the noise gun, they love those fucking noise guns at the crack of dawn!

(I mean a hairdryer, by the way)
 
Or the noise gun, they love those fucking noise guns at the crack of dawn!

(I mean a hairdryer, by the way)
Mine "Plays the kitchen drums" (page 8)...Pissing around in the kitchen cupboards, moving pans about, slamming cups and stuff at silly o'clock...she sounds like Ringo Starr just making a brew...
 
Page 25- "The Mop trick"
Wait till he nips in the back garden for any reason.....then mop the kitchen floor....This serves two purposes. 1. Control, provides an invisible barrier that must not be crossed leaving you outside like a twat for longer than you anticipated 2. She doesn't tell you she's done it on purpose so she has an excuse to moan at you. Also works with a dry mop for added inner bitch smarm.
 
Page 25- "The Mop trick"
Wait till he nips in the back garden for any reason.....then mop the kitchen floor....This serves two purposes. 1. Control, provides an invisible barrier that must not be crossed leaving you outside like a twat for longer than you anticipated 2. She doesn't tell you she's done it on purpose so she has an excuse to moan at you. Also works with a dry mop for added inner bitch smarm.
You could just practice the art of levitation, I'm still working on it.
 
A work colleague who starts work 5 minutes before the start time and finishing late at the end of the day. But does nothing for the 6 hours in between.

Plus the manager loves then for being so keen !! Fuck me they do nothing for 6 bloody hours !!
 
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