Stupid little things that bug you

Why do people shout? Family next door shout all the time and they're all next to each other, no need. Same when out and about shopping, why do couples shout in public. Such a toss thing to do.
 
Dickheads on Ebay who sell stuff then post it via "Herpes" or "find my parcel" or some other useless fuc#ing delivery company because it was 5p cheaper,
You then spend the next few weeks trying to find which hedge or ditch the driver has thrown it in or if its round at number 3 again with the huge dog & the miserable woman who looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp!
Just use the Royal Mail for christs sake, ok they balls it up now & again but you have at least got half a chance of finding it again.
 
Dickheads on Ebay who sell stuff then post it via "Herpes" or "find my parcel" or some other useless fuc#ing delivery company because it was 5p cheaper,
You then spend the next few weeks trying to find which hedge or ditch the driver has thrown it in or if its round at number 3 again with the huge dog & the miserable woman who looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp!
Just use the Royal Mail for christs sake, ok they balls it up now & again but you have at least got half a chance of finding it again.
Must have been Hermes who delivered Sancho to the Rags then !
They are still trying to find him
 
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Press conferences. How is it you hardly ever hear the fucking question, only mumbling, followed by the answer. Your then left to try and work out what the question was in the first place. Gave up listening to Pep's pressers ages ago because of it. Drives me nuts.
I did email the club, suggesting they provide subtitles, as I also find Pep is sometimes difficult to understand. The club did respond saying, yes, the would introduce subtitles...but they never did!
 
Surfers. Trying to look better than they actually are. Riding a 1 foot wave for 3 seconds. Top knot cunts.
 
I did email the club, suggesting they provide subtitles, as I also find Pep is sometimes difficult to understand. The club did respond saying, yes, the would introduce subtitles...but they never did!
The subtitles added to some match highlights videos appear to be done by someone with know knowledge of City or our opponents.
 
Prompted by a comment on another BM thread, the word 'ball' used in a sentence as a verb (i.e. to ball) - or indeed the lazy abbreviation 'baller' - somehow justified by another poster as perhaps an Americanism.
Come on Blue-Mooners. Whoever is responsible such abominations, it's probably not some 12 year old adolescent whose existence is defined by their presence on social media and with a grasp of English almost entirely informed by American TV. Then again, as a proud FOC, I could be wrong of course. Rant over...and breathe.
 
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I work a a cleaner in a Theater. I can tell by the number of paper towels in a bin how many people have washed their hands, and an awful lot don't. The thing that really gets my goat though is the number of people who don't flush. May be acceptable at home but not in public.
People who can't spell the word 'theatre'.
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