Stupid little things that bug you

Bodicoteblue said:
TV announcers with glottal stops and that ludicrous yoof type accent.
The use of the word ‘fantastic’ to describe virtually everything in the slightest way good.
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It as replaced the word "Amazing" which seemed to be in power for the last 20 years.
 
Dermot Gallagher's empty ball sac.
Will he ever say a ref is in the wrong and working to an obvious agenda.
Just reminds me of a store assistant who tries to tell you that you look good in a suit even though the pants are half mast
 
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When a woman is driving and they need to turn around and they just keep driving and driving along roads passing place after place after place where they could turn around but dont. “Oh my fucking god turn the fucker around for fucks sake!!!!!!
 
Paying £6.30 for a piss-poor attemp of a pint of San Miguel at Leicester the other week.
Flat as a witches tit!

Pulling up at a fuel pump, engine off, out of the car and bank card out…..then find out pump isn’t working.

Constant bombardment of advertisments when wanting a quick update of today’s news (especially M.E.N) wankers!

How foreign call centres can obtain numbers from the uk to call you - how is that even allowed? Missed call from Glasgow, London, Swansea, Hull and Rotherham town centre in 1 day!!!!
 
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Football fans who take the national flag of their new favourite player to a game.

Tourist football fans who take their national flag to a game with them.

Football players who take their national flag on the pitch when their team lifts a trophy.
 
People who abuse Helen Worth (Gail Platt) off Coronation Street On here.
I don’t know why you do it, although I accept she wasn’t everybody cup of tea, she was still attractive.

The abuse that Luke Shaw gets on here for being overweight. Mention his name and it is also followed with Greggs or pies. He is not overweight, he plays for an odious club I grant you but their must be some serious alpha male bodies on here to slate him about his physique.

Give him grief for being a rag by all means but for his weight, nah.
 
First World problems but barely slept with somebody's house alarm going off all night. Couldn't shut the window as it was too warm. It wasn't from my street so didn't bother inspecting but noise travels further at night.
 
Medical wrapping in particular......
Cotton buds....5 minutes trying until you realise there is an invisible microscopic force shield surrounding the already clear plastic box
Plasters....blood all over the place, can you open the fuckers ???? NO
Dose of the squits so out comes the IMODIOM, can you get in the packets ??? Not unless you read the fucking instruction you cant, by which time it's too late and the wife already has a mop and a spare pair of undies in her hands.
 
BigJoe#1 said:
It really irritates me when radio/TV announcers say.....

So and so will be here at 9am this morning....

9am alone will do or 9 o'clock this morning will do but not both please!!!.

Saying 9am this morning is like saying 9 o'clock this morning this morning
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You not saying who the so and so person is, c’mon I am dying to know.
 
DJs who dance and move about too much behind the DJ booth. I’m there to listen and dance to the music, not to see you prance about or put your arms in the air like a knob, so just concentrate on doing a good job of the mixing.
 
People who come on social media and on newspaper comments sections who think they speak for the entire UK.
Sorry, pal, you don't. We - all of us - speak only for ourselves. I may or may not agree with you, but if you're a racist, fascist bigot I probably think you're a cnut.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
DJs who dance and move about too much behind the DJ booth. I’m there to listen and dance to the music, not to see you prance about or put your arms in the air like a knob, so just concentrate on doing a good job of the mixing.
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What do you suggest, turn down his hearing aid, shuffle round his commode and hum ;)
 
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