Stupid little things that bug you

[Deleted member 77198]

The snap of an overstretched elastic band against cold skin,
Or, a house with no number and even worse next door doesnt have one.
(I'm an Outcall Escort)

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

So you're the one who drops elastic bands all over everybody's drive.

I do not! I even pi9ck them up if I see them on the ground :P

 

[lefty goldblatt]

You've posted an article for sale a few days ago, via a social platform.

A few days later, you get an alert "is this still for sale"

You immediately reply "yes"


Then, nothing.....


So, you try to reawaken them..... "are you buying"?


Still nothing.



Why ask, in the first place, or do these pricks need someone to type to, to make them look interesting.

 

[Blue Mist]

You've posted an article for sale a few days ago, via a social platform.

A few days later, you get an alert "is this still for sale"

You immediately reply "yes"


Then, nothing.....


So, you try to reawaken them..... "are you buying"?


Still nothing.



Why ask, in the first place, or do these pricks need someone to type to, to make them look interesting.

How much ?

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

That pointless flap of foil paper that sits on top of the butter in the tub.

 

[Protein Junkie]

That pointless flap of foil paper that sits on top of the butter in the tub.

You mean the bit where,no matter how delicate you areyou end up getting your fingers smudged in butter when you remove it ?

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

You mean the bit where,no matter how delicate you areyou end up getting your fingers smudged in butter when you remove it ?

That’s the one.

 

[give it to gordon]

Stupid headlines and stories that are clearly written by someone who has never been there !. Margate is a shit hole so I guess ibiza must be a shit hole as well. The ones that say its better will be the arty DFL's lol

 

[BlueMoonday]

When people copy your boss in to emails. Why does it make a difference to the response they're hoping to receive? It is modern day grassing and my boss normally laughs and sides with me with 100% of discussions.

 

[supercity88]

When people copy your boss in to emails. Why does it make a difference to the response they're hoping to receive? It is modern day grassing and my boss normally laughs and sides with me with 100% of discussions.

It's always fun to keep responding to those people and removing the boss again. You know they'll be fuming about it, and that makes it very rewarding.

 

[Bowyers Sausages]

Blondes who dye their roots black.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

For pity's sake. I wish goal scorers would stop all this nonsense of "messaged" celebrations. Poses, finger wagging, baby rocking, praise to god/Allah and so on. Then VAR kicks in...

 

[kaz7]

For pity's sake. I wish goal scorers would stop all this nonsense of "messaged" celebrations. Poses, finger wagging, baby rocking, praise to god/Allah and so on. Then VAR kicks in...

Seconded , just celebrate normally , with a group hug

 

[laserblue]

People in the media who continually mispronounce Qatar as catarrh.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Blondes who dye their roots black.

I remember about 30 years ago, my son, about 6 at the time, was asked to describe his Mam in an assembly where the parents were present, he said “she’s got blonde hair, but black underneath”, everybody pissed themselves, except for his Mam ):-).

Anyway, parents who just abandon their cars anywhere picking up kids from school, one yesterday decided to block the entrance to the local park so the Parks workers couldn’t get in or out, fuckin bone idle bastards some of them, just to save having to walk a bit further.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Saying things in the accent of the country, randomly . Jesus is Jesus, not heyzoos.

Kiev is Kiev not Keev

 

[Deleted member 77198]

British singers who sing in American accents

 

[give it to gordon]

Canned laughter particularly when it is obvious that they is no audience, like the chase

 

[AKA 55 year old teenager]

Bloody Christmas adverts in November. They should be banned until at least 1st December. Bah humbug!!

 

[Barcon]

People in the media who continually mispronounce Qatar as catarrh.

I actually have no idea how you pronounce it. Everyone on t.v uses "catarrh" and the people I have met from the U.K use "cutter".