Stupid little things that bug you

[J.G.Blue.]

Why are cheese & onion crisps in a blue packet? it should be green!

 

[give it to gordon]

buttering my toast with the dogfood knife

Could be worse. My missus cleaned the shower mat with my toothbrush than put it back in the jar. If it wasnt for at the pubes on my toothbrush I would never had known.

 

[bluebc]

Eating establishments that only serve Tuna mayonnaise sandwiches but not Tuna sandwiches.

Or sweetcorn in with the tuna !

 

[Kinkybyname]

Could be worse. My missus cleaned the shower mat with my toothbrush than put it back in the jar. If it wasnt for at the pubes on my toothbrush I would never had known.

on purpose? Jeez, still at least she cleaned it!

 

[normskih]

I was in the UK in 2017 and couldn't believe how small a penguin had become. Probably smaller now than drones dick.

I almost put a ‘like’ to that but it was about the penguin. Then I read the bit about @dronefromsector7G . Aren’t a lot of you blokes familiar with his todger?;)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I almost put a ‘like’ to that but it was about the penguin. Then I read the bit about @dronefromsector7G . Aren’t a lot of you blokes familiar with his todger?;)

I don’t know, you shag loads of women and nobody says anything. You shag ONE man and you never live it down!

 

[normskih]

Putting up the bunting in the centre of town. The amount of people that moan about it. We are just doing our fucking job moan to the council !

I‘m one who love it, good on you:)

 

[give it to gordon]

on purpose? Jeez, still at least she cleaned it!

Nah not on purpose ! She thought it was spare and than had a brain fart and just put it back lol

 

[normskih]

Footballers who hitch one leg of their short up higher than the other. Why? While we’re at it, pull their socks over their knees, stop it, it looks silly. Wear your kit like Rodri.

 

[Koniec]

Footballers who hitch one leg of their short up higher than the other. Why? While we’re at it, pull their socks over their knees, stop it, it looks silly. Wear your kit like Rodri.

This. Socks over the knees. It annoys me but not exactly sure why.

 

[idahoblues]

I don’t know, you shag loads of women and nobody says anything. You shag ONE man and you never live it down!

I think it's a little more than one

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I think it's a little more than one

Oh yes. You’re in double figures now

 

[Donmcfc]

Saying ‘haitch’ for the letter ‘h’ is the equivalent of singing ‘sometimes, all I need is the hair that I breathe and to love you’ to The Hollies’ song.

I think you'll find it's the Ollies, not the Hollies.

 

[Marklr]

This. Socks over the knees. It annoys me but not exactly sure why.

Makes them look like sexy stockings.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I don’t know, you shag loads of women and nobody says anything. You shag ONE man and you never live it down!

But aren't you that one?

#assoutdrone

 

[Deleted member 77198]

This. Socks over the knees. It annoys me but not exactly sure why.

I hate that.

Only two footballers wear their socks properly:

 

[Stephen230]

I hate that.

Only two footballers wear their socks properly:

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The guy who doesn’t like the odd shorts thing will be having fucking nightmares over that first photo.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When someone describes how old someone is, not just by saying a number, but by saying ‘…years of age’ after it.

 

[BlueMoonday]

When someone describes how old someone is, not just by saying a number, but by saying ‘…years of age’ after it.

Or "I'm 40 next month"

So you are 39

 

[Protein Junkie]

Pedants.
Especially ones on this forum who love to nitpick.