Stupid little things that bug you

Sam smith




At least he seems to be enjoying himself these days as he went through a period of depression a few years back.
Not a fan of his music, but I did like the Disclosure track he provided vocals for & his collaborations with Calvin Harris.
 
God forbid your oh so important journey might be delayed by 30 seconds in the interests of road safety. You win the Daily Mail award for clichéd right wing rant of the day.
Make sure his award trophy is plated in gold as well. It really is well and truly up there with the worse right wing rants and views I've ever heard, maybe the worse ever.
 
Eco Yogurt eating Liberal dickheads, retired with nothing better to do, who have decided to bring the 30mph limit down to 20mph in villages round here because its "safer" despite the fact that no ones ever been even slightly injured by a car in any local village since the fuc#ing car was invented,
Would it not be "safer" if we just got out of the car & pushed it round the village you organic, hand knited, sandal wearing fuc#ing weirdos!

This may be actually brilliant satire not just the unhinged ramblings of a nutter.

Twenty is plenty and should be the national limit for residential areas, which includes small villages.
 
With respect, thats absolute bollocks & not what I said, if your just going to make shit up, it is as you say a bit pointless.

You said “nobody in any local village has been injured by a car since the motor car was invented”.

Despite that being made up bollocks to suit your own ignorant bullshit opinion.

You sound like one of those foaming at the mouth fuckwits who like to go on about cyclists paying road tax on the Daily Mail.
 
Thinking that I want a piss at night. Just as I'm falling asleep.... "hmm...I think i need a piss...should I ignore it and just go to sleep, or should I get up and go to the bog?
I can't be arsed getting up, but I know I won't be able to ignore it if my bladder fills up more...hmm...fuck it...I'll ignore it and try to sleep.
An hour later, i defo need a piss...
 
You said “nobody in any local village has been injured by a car since the motor car was invented”.

Despite that being made up bollocks to suit your own ignorant bullshit opinion.

You sound like one of those foaming at the mouth fuckwits who like to go on about cyclists paying road tax on the Daily Mail.
I actually said "our local villages" but I think its time to move on, I have to get a towel for my mouth foam :-)
 
Thinking that I want a piss at night. Just as I'm falling asleep.... "hmm...I think i need a piss...should I ignore it and just go to sleep, or should I get up and go to the bog?
I can't be arsed getting up, but I know I won't be able to ignore it if my bladder fills up more...hmm...fuck it...I'll ignore it and try to sleep.
An hour later, i defo need a piss...
The mid 40s likes this.
 
The heat! Gets to some people doesn't it? I include myself of course, but fucking hell people get ratty.. thank god it's gonna be cooler from tomorrow, or so I've heard
 
When I get up at 7am (it's 10pm in the UK) and I read that there's been an argument complete with insults but the mods have deleted it, so I've missed it.
 

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