Stupid little things that bug you

[Blue Mist]

Sore subject here. Pulled mine out last week to clean it and the fucker fell on the floor and cracked clean in half lengthways.

What exactly are we talking about here.

Just askin'

(For the cops)

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

I wish I knew.

Seems to be a solo passage by an individual in a larger classical piece of music. It is an Anglicised version of the Italian 'cadenza' . How either if them become to mean some sort of hissy fit l can't think.
Heard another weird one in 'walk back' about Joe Biden going off script and his staff do a walk back to remedy it. All bollocks and so typically American.

 

[East Level 2]

As someone who worked for Boeing once told me, if you can't fix it with duct tape then you aren't using enough duct tape.

Engineering for beginners -
If it moves and it shouldn't: Use duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should: Use WD40.

 

[East Level 2]

Windows 10 or 11 in S mode.
Please piss off Mr Microsoft. Why do I want an operating system that forces me to use Edge when I want to use Chrome, and forces me to use fucking Bing instead of Google? People don't Bing things they want information on; they Google them.
And I realise it should take me less time to get it out of S mode and into full Windows 10 mode than it did to type this, but that's hardly the point.

 

[ysmsa]

Every time I opened the fridge I swear I could hear a distant Bee Gees song.

Tuns out it was just the chives talking...

That's what he said!

 

[idahoblues]

https://www.zocalopublicsquare.org/...rican-verbal-inferiority-complex/ideas/essay/

 

[Blue Mist]

I thought I heard an onion in my fridge singing Bee Gees songs, turned out to be a chive talking.

So I asked the chive if he wanted to become an onion and he told me he was "staying a chive staying a chive".

I'll get me coat.

I walked in the kitchen, opened the fridge and all I could hear was 'Honky, we gonna a roast a pig, the n***ers are takin' Harlem'
Turned out it was just the carrots jive talking.

Well you started it.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I walked in the kitchen, opened the fridge and all I could hear was 'Honky, we gonna a roast a pig, the n***ers are takin' Harlem'
Turned out it was just the carrots jive talking.

Well you started it.

 

[doots]

Marvin

 

[Paul1970]

Boris Johnson