Stupid little things that bug you

I had one, presumably from Mumbai, introduced himself as Patrick, which made me laugh and I asked him twice what his name was. Patrick both times. No way was this guy called Patrick, still we ( I ) had a laugh.
That’s funny, I had a scam call a while back from a supposed IRS agent, he said that if I didn’t pay x amount there was an arrest warrant etc. He had me going for several minutes until he said that he was agent ‘ Brad White’ , the penny dropped and I just started laughing at him, told him what a **** he was and hung up
 
That’s funny, I had a scam call a while back from a supposed IRS agent, he said that if I didn’t pay x amount there was an arrest warrant etc. He had me going for several minutes until he said that he was agent ‘ Brad White’ , the penny dropped and I just started laughing at him, told him what a **** he was and hung up
The mere fact that he had you going hints at something.
 
That’s funny, I had a scam call a while back from a supposed IRS agent, he said that if I didn’t pay x amount there was an arrest warrant etc. He had me going for several minutes until he said that he was agent ‘ Brad White’ , the penny dropped and I just started laughing at him, told him what a **** he was and hung up
You have agents from the Independant Rear Suspension ?
 
That’s funny, I had a scam call a while back from a supposed IRS agent, he said that if I didn’t pay x amount there was an arrest warrant etc. He had me going for several minutes until he said that he was agent ‘ Brad White’ , the penny dropped and I just started laughing at him, told him what a **** he was and hung up
I got the exact same call from a woman with an American accent on about me owing money to the IRS and threatening me with arrest unless I settled my tax bill, I told her I'm not in fucking America you silly tart.....she hung up. :)
 
Personalised reg plates , people wanting to see their own names/initials on their cars , bit weird
I worked with a fella who paid for a personalised reg plate which contained his initials, his wife’s maiden name initials and the date they got married. So he ended up with something like BH6 13JL. It just looked like any normal reg plate. What a knob!
 
Four at once?
Asda toaster I have this one, and yes it does:

5057172149056
 
I worked with a fella who paid for a personalised reg plate which contained his initials, his wife’s maiden name initials and the date they got married. So he ended up with something like BH6 13JL. It just looked like any normal reg plate. What a knob!
That's nothing... I changed my name by deed poll to Mr SJA 208, saves a lot of fucking about.
 
When you record a programme off TV on the set top box and when you sit down to watch it that little guy in the bottom corner is there gurning and wafting his arms about.
Yes! i have everything to do with subtitles etc switched off but the twats are still in the corner , happens most if i record late shows or early morning
 
Personalised reg plates , people wanting to see their own names/initials on their cars , bit weird
I live in Suffolk and near to me is a scouser who drives a scruffy looking, none-descript red hatchback. It doesn't have a personalised plate on it, but it does have several Liverpool FC stickers in the windows, and, below the number plates at the front and back, he's fitted a 2nd number plate saying ANFIELD.
It bugs me. He bugs me - he's got a really whingeing, wining voice when he voices his nasal scouse views on anything.
 
I live in Suffolk and near to me is a scouser who drives a scruffy looking, none-descript red hatchback. It doesn't have a personalised plate on it, but it does have several Liverpool FC stickers in the windows, and, below the number plates at the front and back, he's fitted a 2nd number plate saying ANFIELD.
It bugs me. He bugs me - he's got a really whingeing, wining voice when he voices his nasal scouse views on anything.
There was really no need to add that last sentence BP :-)
 

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