Stupid little things that bug you

[Bill Walker]

I timed myself having a shower, it was 4 minutes.

I secretly timed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than her. wtf.

Just thought I'd put this out there. Women cost more to run for the planet.

(I put this in the post something interesting thread as well, as I couldn't decide which thread was most suitable)

 

[Paladin]

Reality TV shows that start with some ridiculous comedy sequence. So Noel Fielding and Prue Leith spend two minutes acting out something stupid before Paul Hollywood throws a cream cake at Matt Lucas.

The Pottery Throwdown have got in on the act with Siobhán McSweeney performing a load of unfunny innuendo, as Keith Brymer Jones cries his heart out in the background.

I'm half expecting Lord Alan Sugar to fire Karren Brady later this week, and replace her with Joey Barton, just for the bants.

Who thought this was a good idea? Have they done audience research? Has anyone ever laughed at one of these stupid introductions? Does anyone actually think Siobhán McSweeney is either a good actress, a good comedian or a good presenter? Does my head in.

 

[idahoblues]

I timed myself having a shower, it was 4 minutes.

I secretly timed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than her. wtf.

Just thought I'd put this out there. Women cost more to run for the planet.

(I put this in the post something interesting thread as well, as I couldn't decide which thread was most suitable)

If you decide you might want to eat some V J J, those extra minutes are worth it

 

[KS55]

I secretly filmed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than i was before.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Reality TV shows that start with some ridiculous comedy sequence. So Noel Fielding and Prue Leith spend two minutes acting out something stupid before Paul Hollywood throws a cream cake at Matt Lucas.

The Pottery Throwdown have got in on the act with Siobhán McSweeney performing a load of unfunny innuendo, as Keith Brymer Jones cries his heart out in the background.

I'm half expecting Lord Alan Sugar to fire Karren Brady later this week, and replace her with Joey Barton, just for the bants.

Who thought this was a good idea? Have they done audience research? Has anyone ever laughed at one of these stupid introductions? Does anyone actually think Siobhán McSweeney is either a good actress, a good comedian or a good presenter? Does my head in.

A word of advice....anything with ' reality ' or ' celebrity ' in front of it.....turn it off. Honestly, your life will be so much better.

 

[halfmist]

So every time you press the tv remote your car horn goes off ? ....weird.

That’s not even remotely funny Bill.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I timed myself having a shower, it was 4 minutes.

I secretly timed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than her. wtf.

Just thought I'd put this out there. Women cost more to run for the planet.

(I put this in the post something interesting thread as well, as I couldn't decide which thread was most suitable)

Women cost more to run full stop

 

[mancboy]

Adverts for alarms and life insurance where they having conversations. its like theyve never heard humans talk to each other before

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Reality TV shows that start with some ridiculous comedy sequence. So Noel Fielding and Prue Leith spend two minutes acting out something stupid before Paul Hollywood throws a cream cake at Matt Lucas.

The Pottery Throwdown have got in on the act with Siobhán McSweeney performing a load of unfunny innuendo, as Keith Brymer Jones cries his heart out in the background.

I'm half expecting Lord Alan Sugar to fire Karren Brady later this week, and replace her with Joey Barton, just for the bants.

Who thought this was a good idea? Have they done audience research? Has anyone ever laughed at one of these stupid introductions? Does anyone actually think Siobhán McSweeney is either a good actress, a good comedian or a good presenter? Does my head in.

Dont know why :-) but that pottery program seemed much better when Ellie Turner replaced mcSweeney?

 

[staffsblue]

People that sit on the aisle seat on a train leaving a spare seat next to them.
even when it's packed.

So you have to ask the ignorant tosser to move so you can get to the seat.

There's a bloke in the seat in front of me on my train to Manchester right now doing this very thing. He's also constantly on his phone on speaker phone, so he's definitely deserving of a slap. And I'm not a violent person!

 

[Bill Walker]

There's a bloke in the seat in front of me on my train to Manchester right now doing this very thing. He's also constantly on his phone on speaker phone, so he's definitely deserving of a slap. And I'm not a violent person!

Double annoying mate. Feel your pain.

 

[staffsblue]

Double annoying mate. Feel your pain.

Although I definitely know how identify fraud happens now given that I know every detail of Tom and his zoom call colleagues!

 

[The blue phantom]

People that sit on the aisle seat on a train leaving a spare seat next to them.
even when it's packed.

So you have to ask the ignorant tosser to move so you can get to the seat.

Or they put their bag on the next seat as some sort of statement that this seat also belongs to them. When there's perfectly good storage above. Twats

 

[normskih]

I timed myself having a shower, it was 4 minutes.

I secretly timed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than her. wtf.

Just thought I'd put this out there. Women cost more to run for the planet.

(I put this in the post something interesting thread as well, as I couldn't decide which thread was most suitable)

I have no idea how a woman can be expected to shower in four minutes. We discussed this a while back in work after the government put these suggested figures out. Us women agreed, no chance of meeting those targets.

 

[dave1967]

Picking your car up from the garage and for some reason they feel the need to yank the handbrake up virtually vertical

So true even in an automatic

 

[Bill Walker]

I have no idea how a woman can be expected to shower in four minutes. We discussed this a while back in work after the government put these suggested figures out. Us women agreed, no chance of meeting those targets.

Women are bad for the planet. All that muck they put on ends up on a Puffin.

 

[diegoalv]

There's a bloke in the seat in front of me on my train to Manchester right now doing this very thing. He's also constantly on his phone on speaker phone, so he's definitely deserving of a slap. And I'm not a violent person!

People like that are very annoying
I am very annoyed with the quality of the furniture we purchased couple of months ago. I know that kids are not particularly gentle with the things, still a decent table should last a little longer than couple of months only. Now i am reading Furniture Row reviews, this time i will try out a new store, maybe i will have some more luck this time.

 

[east2]

1 paracetamol left in the strip…who the fuck has half a headache!

 

[mancboy]

There's a bloke in the seat in front of me on my train to Manchester right now doing this very thing. He's also constantly on his phone on speaker phone, so he's definitely deserving of a slap. And I'm not a violent person!

This in of itself is deserving of a slap, being on a speakerphone in public is the trait of an attention seeking ****, nobody gives a shit about your inane conversation why are you broadcasting it

 

[kaz7]

Allison fucking hammond , overexposed to fuck and has now been giving the gig of for the love of dogs , taking over from paul o'grady , she doesnt even have a dog ffs , the charm of paul was he loved his dogs , had a house full of rescues and clearly cared about battersea, just get fucked allison , i cant watch it now

Just seen she is on michael macyntires show on saturday as well as bake off and this morning today

Just fuck off !