Stupid little things that bug you

Seems to be a habit at my gym, people who take their trainers off and do their workout in just their socks or, even worse, bare feet, with their trainers just next to them looking a bit sad.

Firstly, this is a public place. Don't be disgusting. Secondly, why? Do these people take off their shoes at work because it helps them spreadsheet better?
People who use the word spreadsheet as a verb.
 
Seems to be a habit at my gym, people who take their trainers off and do their workout in just their socks or, even worse, bare feet, with their trainers just next to them looking a bit sad.

Firstly, this is a public place. Don't be disgusting. Secondly, why? Do these people take off their shoes at work because it helps them spreadsheet better?
Yes indeed, absolute helmets aren’t they. Working out in their socks ffs.
 
People who wear Christmas jumpers
"Ohhh look how wacky I am"
No, you look a twat.
I even saw a City one last night. Embarassing.
Jukebox stalking is sometimes fun. About July/August time put Merry Xmas Everybody on by Slade and watch how long it takes for people to register :D
 
Calling a service line and after giving your name, hearing "thank you so much for giving me that information, Mr xxxxxxx".

You know you're in trouble straight away...
 
Watching the BBC news, they were reporting on a teenage lad who was involved in a fatal motorway accident. I can't understand why they needed the correspondent to be stood, in the dark, close to a motorway. There was absolutely nothing to see relating to the accident.
The same when reporters have to stand outside Buckingham Palace, court rooms or hospitals.
 
Watching the BBC news, they were reporting on a teenage lad who was involved in a fatal motorway accident. I can't understand why they needed the correspondent to be stood, in the dark, close to a motorway. There was absolutely nothing to see relating to the accident.
The same when reporters have to stand outside Buckingham Palace, court rooms or hospitals.
Or the silly fuckers who stand on Blackpool promenade when it's pissing down and 80 mph winds and say there's a storm, and then warn people not to go out unless it's essential.
The needle on my ironymeter snaps off at this point.
 
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Watching the BBC news, they were reporting on a teenage lad who was involved in a fatal motorway accident. I can't understand why they needed the correspondent to be stood, in the dark, close to a motorway. There was absolutely nothing to see relating to the accident.
The same when reporters have to stand outside Buckingham Palace, court rooms or hospitals.
doesn't make any sense. It’s always the little things that bug you the most. Like when you can’t find your keys or when a website loads slowly. I had an issue once with a product, so I called ashley madison phone number, and they were quick to resolve the issue. It’s funny how the smallest annoyances can really get to us, but a little help or a quick fix can make everything feel better.
 
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Watching the BBC news, they were reporting on a teenage lad who was involved in a fatal motorway accident. I can't understand why they needed the correspondent to be stood, in the dark, close to a motorway. There was absolutely nothing to see relating to the accident.
The same when reporters have to stand outside Buckingham Palace, court rooms or hospitals.
The only time this makes me smile is when Sky Sports News reporters are outside the stadium at World Cup or Euros games because they don't have the rights to be inside the stadium. Fuckers.
 
The only time this makes me smile is when Sky Sports News reporters are outside the stadium at World Cup or Euros games because they don't have the rights to be inside the stadium. Fuckers.
Or they think they have some Breaking Mega News
Ie Sky Sources ( Always Quoted)
When really they probably have just read Newsnow
 
Or the silly fuckers who stand on Blackpool promenade when it's pissing down and 80 mph winds and say there's a storm, and then warn people not to go out unless it's essential.
The needle on my ironymeter snaps off at this point.
But at least, very occasionally, they do get thwacked in the head by flying debris, so swings and roundabouts...
 
At a wedding reception, there is a "look at me" grandad, with a pony tail and fancy waistcoat, showing off his jive moves to a 60's pop song.
He was knocking into other dancers and taking up half the dance floor.
I pushed him away from my partner and he mumbled something in the Zulu click language, or perhaps it was scouse.
 

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