Stupid little things that bug you

Mikem93 said:
Applying for another job online and it has a section for current employment and says if not employed fill in the first box with "unemployed" and the rest with "N/A", fill out the rest of the application and it sends me back to that saying that its not a valid date. Well what the fuck am I supposed to do, I don't have any employment so my date started doesn't exist and neither does the date when my employment is due to end. A few companies do this and its starting to get on my tits would make more sense to have the first question as a selection which effects the rest of the section. If you answer no then you don't need to fill the rest out.

Rant Over
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You wouldn't want to work for such an ignorant company mate.

I'm unemployed as well.
 
BoyBlue_1985 said:
Those tiny fucking useless dogs that shake all the time and could be eaten by a mouse

What the fuck is the point of such a pointless animal
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Oi.

Millie is 3.50216 months old and terrorises all sorts of creatures including far bigger hounds.

People just want a cuddle.
 
When my missus leaves her used knickers on the floor,with the panty liner still stuck to them ,dirty bitch
 
mcfcfaz said:
When my missus leaves her used knickers on the floor,with the panty liner still stuck to them ,dirty bitch
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Going to open a door, pulling the door handle and it doesn't open as it's a door you push. Why put handles on doors you push? It's just to make people look like idiots when they go to pull them open and can't.
 
BimboBob said:
Quaristice said:
The walls advert with the dog and keyboard..
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Both of them infact. Anyone who works in a service station late at night deserves to have that tiny dog piss in their mouths.

I hate wasps. Big teethed fuckers who bite anything. Bastards.
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It's quite obvious the wife is stuffing him full of walls products to claim his life insurance

Not seen many wasps this year, hark the British summer!
 
baby's that cry for ages

people around me shouting shite at west ham

getting shouted at on the pitch sunday football

battery running low on phone

not getting a seat on the train
 
Fat Lazy Bitches who I work with who complain when the have to answer the phone... you work in a call centre, put the cake down you salad dodger and do some work, you might lose a bit of the flubber if you do a bit.

and breathe
 
Dont know why but when people throw there cigarette butts out their car window at traffic lights. Does my head inn
 
the fucking excuse for a porch that the missus had built at a cost that would've been better spent at eastlands or the crooked billet. the shed is one of them brick efforts in front of the house. now the front door is penned in by the fucking thing. to get a bike out of the shed, you need to wheel the fucker into the house, spin it around in the dining room and back out through a series (well two) of doors that close when you want them to stay open. it's like an episode of takeshi's castle every time i want something out of the shed. a sledge hammer appears to be my only option.
 
citykev28 said:
the fucking excuse for a porch that the missus had built at a cost that would've been better spent at eastlands or the crooked billet. the shed is one of them brick efforts in front of the house. now the front door is penned in by the fucking thing. to get a bike out of the shed, you need to wheel the fucker into the house, spin it around in the dining room and back out through a series (well two) of doors that close when you want them to stay open. it's like an episode of takeshi's castle every time i want something out of the shed. a sledge hammer appears to be my only option.
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This bit had me in tears mate, quality work! :)
 
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