Stupid little things that bug you

[Obvious Mancunian]

my dick

 

[Alpha Kenny Wun]

Whistling x

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Parents who take young kids to completely unsuitable places when everybody knows full well that in 10 minutes(if that) the kid will kick off about fuck all and everyone else will have to suffer, ie. football, golf tournaments, airports and planes etc.

Parents who blatantly can't/won't control their kids in public places, should be sterilised and the kids adopted.

People who touch your possessions and move them without asking/telling you.

insects, just fuck off somewhere else.

People expecting a tip when really they've just done a job they're paid to do and have done fuck all to deserve one.

American autoflush toilets because unless you wipe your bum sitting down you then have to hold your bog paper until the toilet fills up, just wait till I'm fucking finished!

Non-british traffic lights which go straight from red to green.

People who have turned charity into a guilt trip and the way to look good in society instead of it being used for its intended purpose.

Piers Morgan.

 

[Viva Rivaldo]

Midgets.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Midgets.

rags.

 

[Anonymous]

parents who get their young children naked at every opportunity.

when im on a beach, or anywhere for that matter, i dont want to see some fucking three year olds vagina, OK.

 

[Mr Partridge]

on a deserted road ,an adult presses the button on the pelican crossing !!!

How do you know they've pressed the button if the road is deserted?

 

[Warwickhunt]

Them effing go compare adverts

 

[BlueMo']

My Wife snoring.
The reason i've been up for the last hour.

 

[MCFC 4 EVER]

Women who put way too many cushions on the sofa and the obcession that women have with the toilet seat being down

 

[BlueBell700]

Men who complain about women but can't live without them ;-)

 

[hartsgloves]

(I know I should be grateful to have a job but) being stuck in a call centre when I've spent 2 years studying engineering but no fucker will employ me as I have no experience. How can I get the experience if no one will employ me without said experience? It is my experience that my lack of experience in this field is leaving me with a ball-aching experience.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Midgets.

Grow up.

 

[Bigga]

Chav parents wheeling their kids around town at midnight.

 

[MCFC 4 EVER]

Midgets.

Grow up.

He's a rag so it can only be expected from him

 

[FuZzY]

This friggin' internet connection at work!! :-(

 

[bluemooners09]

Just got some diesel and I can never get it to stop at £10 it always goes 1p over. What stupid thing bugs you?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Try stopping at £9.99...

 

[bluemooners09]

Try stopping at £9.99...

Trust me I've tried everything .

 

[dobingsdobber]

People who don't shut drawers properly. They give 'em a bit of a shove which takes said drawer within an inch of being closed,but not completely.
Also people who don't fold newspapers up after they've read 'em.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.