I like to go and have a look at the opposition's forum before a match to see what they're saying ahead of the game.
God I'm grateful for Bluemoon. So many of the others are just a mess. The pre-match thread on PlanetSwans is 80% throwbacks to irrelevant games of years ago and 20% discussion of the actual match. Then there's places like RedCafé where swearing is censored to make everyone sound Irish, or RAWK where negative posts are deleted. We don't know how good we have it.
Here's an excerpt from a Swansea fan post:
"Man City, now have a womens team, they are called Woman City, this keeps them in tune morally and genderly with todays millennial chipmunks. Founded in 1880 as St. Mark's (West Gorton) which is a stupid name they changed it to Manchester City after that. When you think the club formed four years after the death of General, Colonel, Lieutenant Colonel George Armstrong Custer after being surrounded by Sue and her mates it makes you realise how old the club is. In 1956 they had a fisherman goalkeeper called Bert Trautmann, a Jerry, who has to put up with some tremendous abuse in professional football in the fifties.Whilst the people of Manchester were still putting their windows back in after years of trying to buy windows after the war ended, there was much hostility. However Bert won their hearts in the 1956 final which Man City won. During the game he broke his neck but continued playing. It was later revealed he also played with two broken legs, a broken wrist, multiple bum lacerations from the then spiked stud and a slight graze to his elbow. The latter was treated with beer, Trautmann refused all treatment and the next day ran home to his house in Berlin, which also had no windows. So, a lovely story there from history." [sic]
This is the level we're dealing with here. There can be some shite on Bluemoon but this? Ho. Ly. Shit.