Swearing on BM (and England in general)

[andyhinch]

It’s a classic but So much I’ll leave with an ant shagging my wife I left with all the dignity I could muster, I really need to find it, not listen for 30 years

Tropical storm straight up her fuckink ****, light aircraft, hamburger stands
Edit just found it, it is stupid ok ok, Spanish revaluationists

 

[idahoblues]

Cuntsticks

 

[andyhinch]

Cuntsticks

Is that like milk in a bag ?

 

[buckshot]

Canadienne if you don't mind.



Oh and get to fuck

Same accent :)

 

[buckshot]

Cuntsticks

Would Ronaldo Starr use them?

 

[Scottyboi]

The OP is a cipka.

 

[bugsyblue]

I notice a liberal use of the "c" word in the Matchday threads but no use of the granddaddy of them all (the "f" word). They're both frowned on in America but the "c" word is considered much more offensive. Is the "f" word a no-no on here.

I ask because I had a comment about Neymar that could have been a little more colorful.

Fuck off you ****.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

What is a clarkie?????

It was a poster who bit in a joke thread where we'd just signed someone who'd done fuck all for us and it took him a few pages to get it.

This spurned bigger and better clarkie threads which maybe in the classics section.

There was one explaining the various clarkies and some amazing new ones were invented such as the reverse clarkie, the triple selco clarkie etc.

Nicked from another thread...thanks mat.

This way if it's an attempted reverse clarkie on me it doesn't count. :)

 

[Tanzeylee]

What is a clarkie?????

Its kinda like a selection of diving types.

• Forward
• Back
• Reverse
• Inward
• Twisting
• Armstand

 

[Eccles Blue]

I find using stupid so and so or horrible little man relieves the tension when watching a game.... or how dare he touch our player. :-)

And I now also love leaving a smiley face since someone told me off for it!!!