Swearing

[The Iceman Cometh]

Maybe that's why the atmosphere around CoMS of late is shit? I sit near a lot of families and conservative types and I can tell you, it is like being at a fucking wake sometimes. Besides certain players are enough to make the pope swear at times!

PS: The poxy MUEN has banned all my blogs of late on ALL threads without giving a reason, this despite not being offensive or innappropriate. Anyone else sufferred the same fate?

Yep, about 18 months ago. Still have a dabble every now and then just to keep them busy.
Tossers at MUEN ... should boycott the site.

 

[Cheltblue]

I pmsl when i read the OP untill i realised he was serious.
Hope the club treat it with the disregard it deserves.

People trying to sterilise the football terrace should fuck off and watch some fan friendly egg-chasing. A much happier environment for them.

 

[DavidChubs]

Honestly, I'm deadly serious. When he complained about me pointing him out to others I really did start to get paranoid. I'm the first to admit that my language isn't the best, but it's no worse than other peoples. Trust me, I know worse words than the ones I use at the match. Anyway, I've sent an email to the club (which they have passed on to Liz). Hope they don't plan a flogging in the centre circle before the game on Sunday as an example to all you other naughty people.

 

[jimbo101]

Fair one if there's kids about - not every parent wants to go in the family stand, but they must take some responsibility & expect a level of swearing.
However, as long as it's not racist or homophobic & maintains a general level of unpleasantness towards the opposition, then swear your fucking head off my son.
I swear like a docker on match days.

 

[SWP's back]

Fair one if there's kids about - not every parent wants to go in the family stand, but they must take some responsibility & expect a level of swearing.
However, as long as it's not racist or homophobic & maintains a general level of unpleasantness towards the opposition, then swear your fucking head off my son.
I swear like a docker on match days.

That's weird, I dock like a swearer.

 

[Blue Tooth]

My suggestion - make up your own random swear words.

So you could say things like "Petrov you tipping idiot", "Limp off back to London", "Clattenburg you are a missing disgrace you post."

They can't touch you for that.

Reminds me of a fantastic Billy Connelly sketch


"Gettifa ya bassa"
( Say it loudly and fast in a Galswegian accent)

 

[ZanteWeatherman]

Mate, inform the club that you come from a 'traveller' family and that swearing is part of your culture and heritage.

Then lodge a counter-complaint against the back-stabbing sly moaning tw@t for being a racist.

Just a suggestion.

Marvellous!

Quality and humour in these pc times. Ask if he wants his drive tarmac-ing while you're at it.

*tin hat, and suit of armour on*

 

[ZanteWeatherman]

Maybe that's why the atmosphere around CoMS of late is shit? I sit near a lot of families and conservative types and I can tell you, it is like being at a fucking wake sometimes. Besides certain players are enough to make the pope swear at times!

PS: The poxy MUEN has banned all my blogs of late on ALL threads without giving a reason, this despite not being offensive or innappropriate. Anyone else sufferred the same fate?

Yep, about 18 months ago. Still have a dabble every now and then just to keep them busy.
Tossers at MUEN ... should boycott the site.

Yeah, generally don't bother with it either nowadays.

It's tripe!

 

[alanjames24]

My suggestion - make up your own random swear words.

So you could say things like "Petrov you tipping idiot", "Limp off back to London", "Clattenburg you are a missing disgrace you post."

They can't touch you for that.

LOL why did this remind me of that french policeman in 'Ello 'Ello?

 

[JB THE ROOSTER]

There is some young kids near me so i try not to use extreme swear words (f*cking, c*nt), but when i get wound up over bad play or bad ref decision and i end up swearing the kids near me find it hilarious so at least they are having a good time!!!
Also i made up a new word in the process, i was about to shout w@nker but i stopped myself at the 'W' and it came out as 'Wobblehead!!!'. Its started to catch on now.