Swingers Clubs

[stony]

FFS people! Do you really not want this thread. It doesn't matter if you put NSFW on a link or not. Posting porn links will result in a warning or a ban. Ric doesn't want them on the board it's as simple as that.

 

[AntonDonJuan]

I've always wanted a warning I'm gona post some boobies

 

[daveduke67]

I've always wanted a warning I'm gona post some boobies

Me too .............

 

[LongsightM13]

I've always wanted a warning I'm gona post some boobies

Me too .............

Nice feet.
I bet Peter the Jacket man wouldn't mind a couple of those for his garden

 

[honkytonkman187]

back on track
(although I do like boobie pics)

a mate of mine went to Xanadu a few years ago.

After a bit of wandering around to see what was going on, he was beckoned over by a woman. As he serviced her at one end, another bloke was making her airtight at the other. Her husband was sitting a few feet away throwing one off, watching them at it.

Mate said it was the most surreal thing ever, as his mind kept telling him that surely, any time soon the husband would get wound up by his wife being knobbed by somebody else and come over and smack him.

 

[tommyhair]

Did you go for Pink or Brown mate?

Whilst we are within the subject, in my youth I fucked a 40 odd year old woman with the fat end of a snooker cue over a pool table while her husband and 3 other blokes watched in a swingers club.

I suppose it would have been a better story if it had been over a snooker table, but there wan't one.

 

[daveduke67]

Did you go for Pink or Brown mate?

Whilst we are within the subject, in my youth I fucked a 40 odd year old woman with the fat end of a snooker cue over a pool table while her husband and 3 other blokes watched in a swingers club.

I suppose it would have been a better story if it had been over a snooker table, but there wan't one.

Shame they didn't have pool cues - that would have sort of made it y'know, all fit together nicely - pool table with a pool cue that sort of thing. As it is - snooker cue and pool table - nah doesn't work for me.


Pity it wasn't televised :
Who's gonna shag the old trout next - find out after the break.

 

[bluehousemusic]

So if we pull you up on what we feel is bullshit, we're repressing homosexual tendencies?

ahh i get it, i think your homosexual but for some reason ashamed of it and are trying the 'look how macho i am act'. Ffs give it a rest and just engage in some normal conversation without the need to be all 'look at me' for a change.

10 or 20 women, sound like a great bunch of classy ladies.

Why do you care so much that you have to try and prove anything? Think what you want it doesnt bother me and calling me homosexual does not offend me in the slightest. I have stood shoulder to shoulder with handsome men together ploughing away at stunning women and never felt attracted to the men.

Yes because classy ladies dont have sex, we all know they make love. Hahaha if only you knew.

-- Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:13 pm --

Everyone has been swinging? I've never been swinging(But have had a 3sum)

I said everyone is having sex. Yeah I have had a few of those, had a foursome. Orgy I try as much as I can. Im working on twins who I know will take some of my usual shyness and coyness to get into bed.

-- Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:16 pm --

Can we continue where I left this thread last night..

I have a new jar of crunchy peanut butter and I'm ready for some swinging action

Apologies sir I did contribute my swinging tales but as usual the emotionally insecure and incapable felt threatened so all swarmed to defend their lack of action by yet again attacking me.

I think you have ginger hair and live in Brooklands with a big dossier

 

[mrcunny]

Did you go for Pink or Brown mate?

Whilst we are within the subject, in my youth I fucked a 40 odd year old woman with the fat end of a snooker cue over a pool table while her husband and 3 other blokes watched in a swingers club.

I suppose it would have been a better story if it had been over a snooker table, but there wan't one.

Shame they didn't have pool cues - that would have sort of made it y'know, all fit together nicely - pool table with a pool cue that sort of thing. As it is - snooker cue and pool table - nah doesn't work for me.


Pity it wasn't televised :
Who's gonna shag the old trout next - find out after the break.

whats the maximum break at these swinging clubs seeing that the cues have gone and i can only imagine a few of the balls are in use elsewhere..

 

[charliebigspuds]

So if we pull you up on what we feel is bullshit, we're repressing homosexual tendencies?

ahh i get it, i think your homosexual but for some reason ashamed of it and are trying the 'look how macho i am act'. Ffs give it a rest and just engage in some normal conversation without the need to be all 'look at me' for a change.

10 or 20 women, sound like a great bunch of classy ladies.

Why do you care so much that you have to try and prove anything? Think what you want it doesnt bother me and calling me homosexual does not offend me in the slightest. I have stood shoulder to shoulder with handsome men together ploughing away at stunning women and never felt attracted to the men.

Yes because classy ladies dont have sex, we all know they make love. Hahaha if only you knew.

-- Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:13 pm --

Everyone has been swinging? I've never been swinging(But have had a 3sum)

I said everyone is having sex. Yeah I have had a few of those, had a foursome. Orgy I try as much as I can. Im working on twins who I know will take some of my usual shyness and coyness to get into bed.

-- Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:16 pm --

Can we continue where I left this thread last night..

I have a new jar of crunchy peanut butter and I'm ready for some swinging action

Apologies sir I did contribute my swinging tales but as usual the emotionally insecure and incapable felt threatened so all swarmed to defend their lack of action by yet again attacking me.

I think you have ginger hair and live in Brooklands with a big dossier

I'm certain of it!