Swingers

buzzer1 said:
BingoBango said:
Haha.

Seems a bit unfair for someone to take offence against the guy you've invited round to bone your wife when he's, well, boning your wife...

I know, the guy must have thought wtf, apparently he went to town on the bloke, proper filled him in mate, baseball batted him, the lad was in a bad way.
I reckon you are opening a can of worms when you start that game, if someone was nailing me Mrs. i'd go fukin ape, does'nt even bare thinking about tbh, but, each to their own and all that.

That's a funny little tale, poor sod. When I've swapped partners, I usually think 'could I batter him if it comes on top', but by then I've usually got a semi on, and think 'ah fuck it.'
 
Cheeses of Nazareth said:
buzzer1 said:
I know, the guy must have thought wtf, apparently he went to town on the bloke, proper filled him in mate, baseball batted him, the lad was in a bad way.
I reckon you are opening a can of worms when you start that game, if someone was nailing me Mrs. i'd go fukin ape, does'nt even bare thinking about tbh, but, each to their own and all that.

That's a funny little tale, poor sod. When I've swapped partners, I usually think 'could I batter him if it comes on top', but by then I've usually got a semi on, and think 'ah fuck it.'

pmsl
 
Cheeses of Nazareth said:
buzzer1 said:
I know, the guy must have thought wtf, apparently he went to town on the bloke, proper filled him in mate, baseball batted him, the lad was in a bad way.
I reckon you are opening a can of worms when you start that game, if someone was nailing me Mrs. i'd go fukin ape, does'nt even bare thinking about tbh, but, each to their own and all that.

That's a funny little tale, poor sod. When I've swapped partners, I usually think 'could I batter him if it comes on top', but by then I've usually got a semi on, and think 'ah fuck it.'

You should invite BB2.0 round!
 
BingoBango said:
Cheeses of Nazareth said:
That's a funny little tale, poor sod. When I've swapped partners, I usually think 'could I batter him if it comes on top', but by then I've usually got a semi on, and think 'ah fuck it.'

You should invite BB2.0 round!

I would, but I would have to give it to him, I don't think he'd be a tender lover. I would probably have restraints on him and give him codewords.

He'd fight it, but he'd love it. i'd love to ride him. Take away his hatred. It would be a real 'road to Damascus' moment for him.
 
Cheeses of Nazareth said:
BingoBango said:
You should invite BB2.0 round!

I would, but I would have to give it to him, I don't think he'd be a tender lover. I would probably have restraints on him and give him codewords.

He'd fight it, but he'd love it. i'd love to ride him. Take away his hatred. It would be a real 'road to Damascus' moment for him.

Bwaaaahahah.
 
myleftfoot said:
Orgies are a bit embarrassing really! When you are leaving, you just don't know who to thank, do you?!!!

feck me. your back!

i was worried about you..
 
There must be strict rules to join in. I think number one as to be you must turn up with smiles smelling all nice.
Clingons have to be on the list and a definate no no .It must be difficult and make you cringe watching some bloke with a cock twice your own giving your mrs one and even more so if after every thrust you see shit swinging from his arse hairs.

I'm sure there's a certain someone on here who will imform us on all the rules and etiquette of your average swingers party...
I eagerly await his input.
 

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