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The Rules of Cricket...

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in, goes out, and when he's out, he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When both sides have been in and out including the not-outs, that's the end of the game.

Simples. Now back to the thread topic....
 
How many runs is a Duckworth, Lewis asked me. In my Wisden I replied none. I then let it Slip that I'd backed England to win the test, but I'm gonna AtherTon on a draw now, a Silly Point well made.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Those responsible for hijacking this thread have been bailed on appeal.
I'd have gone for a custodial personally, but sadly those days are long on, as magistrates don't give a toss anymore.
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Yes those magistrates can be very dibbly dobbly can't they? They are too silly at mid off and keep serving us golden ducks.
 
Chelsea fan just wiped the floor with a utd fan in a live debate on the Goughy show, funny as fuck, the rag couldnt answer anything
 
Heard Collymore going on about this evenings Sunderland game at Palace. I wasn't particularly listening until he started a waffle over Adam Johnson. Apparently, Stan thinks Adam is still struggling to get to grips with playing 3 o'clock kick offs. Doesn't he realise that Sunderland bought him a year ago and that in his first season at that club, Johnson made 35 appearances in the league, none of them being as a substitute?
 
I'm no cynic said:
Heard Collymore going on about this evenings Sunderland game at Palace. I wasn't particularly listening until he started a waffle over Adam Johnson. Apparently, Stan thinks Adam is still struggling to get to grips with playing 3 o'clock kick offs. Doesn't he realise that Sunderland bought him a year ago and that in his first season at that club, Johnson made 35 appearances in the league, none of them being as a substitute?
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That's pretty awful, but it doesn't lay a glove on Dwight Yorke's "Chelsea haven't done much in the Champions League in the last two seasons" comment this week for sheer fuck-wittery.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
I'm no cynic said:
Heard Collymore going on about this evenings Sunderland game at Palace. I wasn't particularly listening until he started a waffle over Adam Johnson. Apparently, Stan thinks Adam is still struggling to get to grips with playing 3 o'clock kick offs. Doesn't he realise that Sunderland bought him a year ago and that in his first season at that club, Johnson made 35 appearances in the league, none of them being as a substitute?
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That's pretty awful, but it doesn't lay a glove on Dwight Yorke's "Chelsea haven't done much in the Champions League in the last two seasons" comment this week for sheer fuck-wittery.
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You are kidding right ?, nobody can be that dumb.
 
TCIB said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
I'm no cynic said:
Heard Collymore going on about this evenings Sunderland game at Palace. I wasn't particularly listening until he started a waffle over Adam Johnson. Apparently, Stan thinks Adam is still struggling to get to grips with playing 3 o'clock kick offs. Doesn't he realise that Sunderland bought him a year ago and that in his first season at that club, Johnson made 35 appearances in the league, none of them being as a substitute?
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That's pretty awful, but it doesn't lay a glove on Dwight Yorke's "Chelsea haven't done much in the Champions League in the last two seasons" comment this week for sheer fuck-wittery.
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You are kidding right ?, nobody can be that dumb.
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I've highlighted the apposite part, TCIB ;-)
 
mcmanus said:
I just wonder why pundits are so shit.

Surely there are ex-footballers who can transfer a thought from brain to mouth to microphone to our radio/telly in an articulate manner. I don't believe they are all that thick.
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Heard another beauty this morning. Quinn and that Georgie bird were discussing the Scouse vs rags game, and Georgie said it was Sturridge's birthday today and players "Always score against their former clubs on their birthday". Now I don't know what statistics exist to back this up, but I have to wonder what relevance this comment has towards Sturridge scoring against the rags?
 
I'm no cynic said:
Heard another beauty this morning. Quinn and that Georgie bird were discussing the Scouse vs rags game, and Georgie said it was Sturridge's birthday today and players "Always score against their former clubs on their birthday". Now I don't know what statistics exist to back this up, but I have to wonder what relevance this comment has towards Sturridge scoring against the rags?
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Can she fill my lotto numbers in!!!!
 
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