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Presenters around lunchtime had new arses ripped by a caller who had 4/5 reasons why he shouldn't start etc.

After much feet shuffling they said his leadership qualities were essential for the side, called said that hadn't worked in numerous tournaments and they did fine without his leadership on Saturday.....lots of spluttering in the studio.
 
blue b4 the moon said:
Presenters around lunchtime had new arses ripped by a caller who had 4/5 reasons why he shouldn't start etc.

After much feet shuffling they said his leadership qualities were essential for the side, called said that hadn't worked in numerous tournaments and they did fine without his leadership on Saturday.....lots of spluttering in the studio.
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That was a brilliant call.

Every time Stubbs tried to fire something back at him the caller gave him another reason to fuck the granny shagger off.
 
manimanc said:
Pleased tell me you've had a few when you posted this!!
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The fact is the Europa is a drag on any English team in it. It is also deemed of little worth by clubs at the upper end, those who feel insulted by their 'qualification', and though smaller clubs like Brum and Wigan were delighted to be in it, it proved the death knell to their EPL survival. And what sort of attendances do you think we will attract as we face the might of clubs from Estonia and the Faroes? Truth is, and you might not like it, is that the only two trophies upper level EPL clubs are interested in are the PL and the CL, and that is what we need to be concentrating on rather than to be embroiled in a joke competition such as this.
 
In the car today and needed a footie fix, so put TS on for literally 2 mins and what perfect timing it was.

The commentators were Collymore and someone else and they were talking about evening matches.

The main fella then says to Stan, "I've heard you're a bit of a night owl?"

Stan replies something on the lines of, "...I've had my moments".

Absolutely priceless; couldn't have timed it better
 
Earlier in the week Henry Winter on about the new England kit on TS ' Yes I saw the Under 20s wear the home kit when I went to watch Marcus Rashford play the other day'. Not to see the other young players because some of them were City?

Two minutes later asked about Rooney coming back to the England team 'Blah blah Kane and other strikers doing well.....and Marcus Rashford has been doing training on how to deal with the media too'. No idea why he mentioned that.

Do Talk Shite encourage/pay journalists to publicise their United darlings?
 
Last week, during the international break, some Welsh guy was bemoaning the fact that they didn't have Bale, or Ramsey playing. He was saying that any team would struggle to have those two miising, to which the Talkcrap presenters were agreeing with him. Yet, we have KdB, Nasri, Kun, Kompany & Silva missing for much of the season & we should still be able to win everything.
 
Bob the Baker said:
Last week, during the international break, some Welsh guy was bemoaning the fact that they didn't have Bale, or Ramsey playing. He was saying that any team would struggle to have those two miising, to which the Talkcrap presenters were agreeing with him. Yet, we have KdB, Nasri, Kun, Kompany & Silva missing for much of the season & we should still be able to win everything.
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No you've got it wrong, although teams can only have a squad of 25 first team players plus kids City, due to our dirty oil money bribed UEFA to allow us to have a squad of 9320 players so injuries don't count in relation to us.

The way we 'failed' FFP after the goalposts were changed was just a way of paying off UEFA for our personal squad size rule ;)
 
blue b4 the moon said:
No you've got it wrong, although teams can only have a squad of 25 first team players plus kids City, due to our dirty oil money bribed UEFA to allow us to have a squad of 9320 players so injuries don't count in relation to us.

The way we 'failed' FFP after the goalposts were changed was just a way of paying off UEFA for our personal squad size rule ;)
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I see what you did there...;-)
 
They had 'Manchester correspondent' Jamie Jackson on this morning. While not slagging Ciy off for once, he was a bit economical in his praise. What made me enter this discussion was when he said that City were capable of top quality performances away from home such Seville "I think, last season". If he didn't know it was this season, why is he in a job as a Manchester correspondent?
 
I'm no cynic but... said:
They had 'Manchester correspondent' Jamie Jackson on this morning. While not slagging Ciy off for once, he was a bit economical in his praise. What made me enter this discussion was when he said that City were capable of top quality performances away from home such Seville "I think, last season". If he didn't know it was this season, why is he in a job as a Manchester correspondent?
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I'm generally surprised that he's in a job as a journalist at all. Sneery, toadying moron.
 
laserblue said:
It's definitely got its own gravitational pull. Any food or drink that is unfortunate enough to be anywhere near him will get sucked into the black hole that is his gob.
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Collymore (the clueless ****) with his usual genius during yesterday's Liverpool v Spurs:

'Two equally matched teams, with equally matched squads.......except for the Goalkeeper and back four'.

So Stan, not equally matched then, you fucking thick dipshit.
 
pb1951 said:
Listening to boiled bollock and his French tart this morning loads of negativity towards city, having such a poor season no mention of cup win

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That Cup win actually didn't happen, the airbrushing from all records has succeeded. It was ommitted from the FA Youth Cup last night, when the dog shit commentator said that the club's best chance of winning any silverware this season.
 
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