tarbucks rant

[mancmackem]

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[stony]

I remember the late Tony Wilson's quote that "Liverpool's absolute fucking tragedy is that anybody with talent who makes it in anything leaves the place the first chance they get".
A loyal bunch then

Is that an accurate observation? Take Liverpools fab four - None of them left Liverpool except for John, George, Paul and Ringo. Cilla Lives in London. Tarbuck in Surrey, Tom Baker Tunbridge Wells, Elvis Costello - London, Daniel Craig - err London, Phil Redmond near Tarpoly, Alexei Sayle - London, Anne Robinson............... you see a pattern here? They've all buggered off as soon as they could!!

Ricky Tomlinson lives there, but he's actually from Blackpool.

As Ringpeice Star said when asked if he missed anything about Liverpool - 'No, nothing'. This resulting in someone chopping the head off his topiary Beatles figure - should have left the bush and chopped his off - tosser.

Ken Dodd still lives there, if he's still alive that is. I can't remember if he's passed away or not.
I'll be sad if he has, I would hate to miss the sight of all those diddymen carrying his coffin.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Is that an accurate observation? Take Liverpools fab four - None of them left Liverpool except for John, George, Paul and Ringo. Cilla Lives in London. Tarbuck in Surrey, Tom Baker Tunbridge Wells, Elvis Costello - London, Daniel Craig - err London, Phil Redmond near Tarpoly, Alexei Sayle - London, Anne Robinson............... you see a pattern here? They've all buggered off as soon as they could!!

Ricky Tomlinson lives there, but he's actually from Blackpool.

As Ringpeice Star said when asked if he missed anything about Liverpool - 'No, nothing'. This resulting in someone chopping the head off his topiary Beatles figure - should have left the bush and chopped his off - tosser.

Ken Dodd still lives there, if he's still alive that is. I can't remember if he's passed away or not.
I'll be sad if he has, I would hate to miss the sight of all those diddymen carrying his coffin.

Don't worry, you'll get your chance as he's not yet dead. Wouldn't be surprised if that diddyman funeral turns up on X-Factor...

 

[guvnors son mcfc]

I despair, where did Oasis go as soon as they made any money? suddenly Burnage was not quite good enough. Anyone who makes some serious dosh moves away from their humble beginnings. So Moss Side is any better than Toxteth, so Cheetham Hill is any better than Everton Valley.

If we had been shafted by Americans in the same manner then we would have Little and Large going potty aswell.

 

[unexpected item]

Is that an accurate observation? Take Liverpools fab four - None of them left Liverpool except for John, George, Paul and Ringo. Cilla Lives in London. Tarbuck in Surrey, Tom Baker Tunbridge Wells, Elvis Costello - London, Daniel Craig - err London, Phil Redmond near Tarpoly, Alexei Sayle - London, Anne Robinson............... you see a pattern here? They've all buggered off as soon as they could!!

Ricky Tomlinson lives there, but he's actually from Blackpool.

As Ringpeice Star said when asked if he missed anything about Liverpool - 'No, nothing'. This resulting in someone chopping the head off his topiary Beatles figure - should have left the bush and chopped his off - tosser.

Ken Dodd still lives there, if he's still alive that is. I can't remember if he's passed away or not.
I'll be sad if he has, I would hate to miss the sight of all those diddymen carrying his coffin.

Not forgetting scouse comedian and Liverpool fan John Bishop lives in....Didsbury

 

[Deleted member 14625]

He's from Yorkshire

He's from Liverpool ....

he went to the same junior school in Liverpool as John Lennon ....... Dovedale Road school , Mossley Hill , Liverpool.

And he later attended Rose Lane Secondary School in Liverpool.

I'm sure he said in that shit video of a load of Brookside actors and a load of no-marks that he was from Yorkshire.

 

[daveduke67]

He's from Liverpool ....

he went to the same junior school in Liverpool as John Lennon ....... Dovedale Road school , Mossley Hill , Liverpool.

And he later attended Rose Lane Secondary School in Liverpool.

I'm sure he said in that shit video of a load of Brookside actors and a load of no-marks that he was from Yorkshire.

Would you admit to being a scouser on video(or anywhere for that matter) - unless it was video evidence for court use and you had to.

 

[Vienna_70]

He's from Liverpool ....

he went to the same junior school in Liverpool as John Lennon ....... Dovedale Road school , Mossley Hill , Liverpool.

And he later attended Rose Lane Secondary School in Liverpool.

I'm sure he said in that shit video of a load of Brookside actors and a load of no-marks that he was from Yorkshire.

According to Wikipedia, he was born in Knotty Ash, Liverpool

<a class="postlink" href="http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki?search=Ken+Dodd" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki?search=Ken+Dodd</a>

I actually thought he was from Scouseland before I checked this.

 

[mike channon´s windmill]

HO HO !!!!!

 

[m27]

I once saw The Farm have paint bombs hit them at Reading Festival in 1992 and that is, to date, the only time I have been doubled up laughing with a Scouser on a stage in front of me.