Tea

stony said:
I drink the red, gallons of it. In fact it's a toss up right now as to whether I'm going to crack open a bottle of wine or brew up.
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There's a shop in Bozeman Mt that sells Yorkshire Red and Gold, I clear them out everytime I drive through, got ten boxes a few weeks back...happy days
 
Barcon said:
What's wrong with Tetley and PG tips? You puffters.
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I used to drink nothing but Tetley and then I tasted Yorkshire tea. It's the dogs bollocks of tea. PG is shite, just because it has a monkey on the box doesn't mean it's any good.
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Mocking the dead isnt very funny at the best of times, when its my mum it makes you an utter ****.
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Not my goal to mock your mother specifically PLLK, or the dead, rather just make light of the effect that drinking so much PG might have.
Still, I do apologise if it came across that way, it was never my intention to cause upset.
(You're not wrong though.)
 
Plays By Sense Of Smell said:
Not my goal to mock your mother specifically PLLK, or the dead, rather just make light of the effect that drinking so much PG might have.
Still, I do apologise if it came across that way, it was never my intention to cause upset.
(You're not wrong though.)
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I dont really get upset over anything on the internet, however as you can probably understand, I dont have much sense of humour when it comes to my deceased mother, forget about it anyway, apology accepted.
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Milk first is quite acceptable if you've brewed in a pot, it is wholly unacceptable if you are brewing with a bag in a mug, the fat molecules clog up the holes in the bag, meaning it doesnt brew properly.

Prelactarians do have higher pitched voices than postlactarians, makes of that what you will.
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Prelactarians and postlacterians? Wtf Laykee, you sound like a right tit.

And as for Tea not brewing properly due to "fat molecules clog up the holes in the bag". If that's what you think I think you need to empty the fat from your bags matey. Tea doesn't brew properly in the cup when milk is in the cup as the milk reduces the boiling water enough to stop it brewing properly, you dozy Brummie clogged up ****.
 
bluemoon risin' said:
Prelactarians and postlacterians? Wtf Laykee, you sound like a right tit.

And as for Tea not brewing properly due to "fat molecules clog up the holes in the bag". If that's what you think I think you need to empty the fat from your bags matey. Tea doesn't brew properly in the cup when milk is in the cup as the milk reduces the boiling water enough to stop it brewing properly, you dozy Brummie clogged up ****.
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Prelactarian, putting the milk in first. Postlacterian putting the milk in after. For when tea or coffee is brewed in a seperate pot, not the drinking utensil. It used to be a matter of social standing, in years gone by, poor people would put the milk in first to lower the temp, because their poor quality pottery mugs couldnt stand the higher temps, the richer types would have china tea cups, which could withstand higher temps, so could put their milk in afterwards.

The fat molecules in the milk fucks up the tea bag, even if you heat the **** in a microwave as hot as you can, it wont brew properly if the milk is in with the hot water, its not hard to grasp, even for a thick **** like you.
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Prelactarian, putting the milk in first. Postlacterian putting the milk in after. For when tea or coffee is brewed in a seperate pot, not the drinking utensil. It used to be a matter of social standing, in years gone by, poor people would put the milk in first to lower the temp, because their poor quality pottery mugs couldnt stand the higher temps, the richer types would have china tea cups, which could withstand higher temps, so could put their milk in afterwards.

The fat molecules in the milk fucks up the tea bag, even if you heat the **** in a microwave as hot as you can, it wont brew properly if the milk is in with the hot water, its not hard to grasp, even for a thick **** like you.
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The only fat molecules he knows about are the ones in his bird's head/feet/elbows etc.
 
dronefromsector7G said:
The only fat molecules he knows about are the ones in his bird's head/feet/elbows etc.
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He was a far better poster when he was banging on about what part of whichever woman he was seeing was deformed, now he just posts about his favourite foods and gets confused at the slightest bit of additional information, the thundercunt.
 
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