Tea

I won't mention the brita filter i bought about 6 hours ago or the light and dark muscovado sugar that is considered essential to me.

This is the one we had before we got the new fridge with built in filter and ice maker.

CPD_explore_products_jugs_tile5_Optimax
 
Every morning at least 2 cups or a pot of tea if it's the weekend, semi skimmed milk, no sugar, colour the same as a Manchester dart board
Then ive woken up.
 
My perfect mug of tea:-

Twinings "Everyday" teabag in mug topped up with freshly boiled water - stand for exactly 2 minutes, do not stir.
Remove teabag, add splash of semi-skimmed milk, no sugar.
Reheat in microwave for 10 seconds, drink and enjoy.
 
I don't think its the tea but the cup that separates the toffs from us mug swillers.

Any bloke who drinks tea out of a cup instead of a mug is a massive twat.

Strong, milk, one sugar.
 
Last edited:
Tetley's extra strong
In a tea pot

Let brew for at least 5 minutes

Milk first in cup

No sugar.
 
Any bloke who drinks tea out of a cup instead of a mug is a massive twat.

Strong, milk, one sugar.
I think the real test is this. If you go round a normal persons house for the first time as a guest, do you feel a massive twat asking for your tea of choice?
I certainly would if I asked for a green tea, special milk or some other shit. Anyone who even asks if you have a variety of tea choices should be shown the fucking door and directed to the nearest starfucks or some other place that charges five quid for a brew that tastes of fucking fruit or other such vile nonsense.
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.