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[stony]

If Neutrinos are actually faster than the speed of light, it is possible to receive a text message before it was actually sent.

Barman says "We don't serve neutrinos"

Neutrino walks into a bar.........

 

[ducky]

51% of these 'facts' can be disproved by google.
Didactic has been unfortunate with pleasuring women.
Well either that or most of them are fantastic thespians. :)

 

[Swordfish7]

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

The ancient Egyptians had scissors.

 

[Mikeegrini]

If you ejaculate more than 33 feet underwater you explode.

If you ejaculate more than 33 feet of semen you are a blue whale

33 feet is approximately 10 meters. A 10 meter decent would increase the pressure on a body by 1 atmosphere.

Explosive wanking sounds like a great way to bow out but highly improbable.

You'd be more likely to die from embarrassment.

 

[Mikeegrini]

I've read that the distance from the crook of your elbow to the end of your wrist is the same length as your foot, Im not flexible enough to check though

Try a tape measure.

Or


Practice, become supple, and the bonus is you'll be able to suck your own cock.
Could be useful looking at your user name. Not for too long I hope?

 

[Gelsons Dad]

It's raining in Guangzhou.

 

[Swordfish7]

It's not raining in the Atacama Desert.

 

[Gelsons Dad]

With an S1 service ticket you are guaranteed a seat within 24 hours of your original flight time. Handy when your original flight is full.

 

[didactic]

There is a valley of the pyramids in Bosnia.

 

[didactic]

Ramsey and Walcott are not good enough to be starters for a team with top 4 ambition.