the goats backside
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have people not read men, tevez back tomorrow
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tevez to miss liverpool game
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SWP's back
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billy_big_spuds said:oooooooohSWP's back said:EDIT: ps - I am only 28 with a 21 year old (laura ashley model - had to put that in there as I like to show off) girlfriend so it is still a bit early for me. But I am sure my time will come when it is the world for me also. Bet you can't guess I have lost a few drinking buddies in the past couple of years to fatherhood!
I smelly cow poo.
Prove it. get a picture up of you and her.
pm me your tel and I'll send you one or two ;)
billy_big_spuds
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hahalee-mcfc said:billy_big_spuds said:IMO IIRC Tevez is back anyway IMO IIRC
LMFAO ROFL OMG
is he? nd hows that funny:|? LOL.
errrrrrrrm??????
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She lives in England with Tevez and has done since he moved there. She's just gone back home to have the kid and will presumably be back again in a few months time.Royaloak said:tommyducks said:My sentiments exactly.
He'll be such a good father that he'll fuck off from home for 9 months of the year, foregoing playing in the park, reading bedtime stories etc. On the other hand, the kid will live in the lap of luxury due to Dads enormous earnings.
In between todays chores as a house husband - buying tampons and having coffee with the local Mothers groups etc, just think about how ridiculous your self reighteous bleatings are about the importance of being a father , given that, Hopefully, Tevez senior won't be seeing much of Tevez junior for much of the year - unless of ourse he moves them over.
Stop being such a drama queen.
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Tevez will be back.
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tolmie's hairdoo said:Tevez will be back. FACT
come on mate, get with the programme, edited for you....
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Rammy Blue said:tolmie's hairdoo said:Tevez will be back. FACT END OF!
come on mate, get with the programme, edited for you....
RE-EDITED!
Jesus Rammy, U jus aint down wiv da kidz r ya?
tommyducks said:I'll speak slowly for your benefit. Under UK law he is entitled to considerably more paternity leave than he is taking. No doubt you would repeal that law, just after you bring back hanging and flogging, and introduce compulsory repatriation and castration. But for now, we have got off with one game. If we had sought to stop him going, he would have gone anyway, and probably not come back.Royaloak said:How do you know -are you going to be the nanny?
I'll speak even more slowly for your benefit - TWO games, maybe more. As for repealing the Paternity/Maternity laws - you're dead fucking right - anybody who runs a business will understand why, but it will probably be over your head. Hanging? - definately, Flogging? - can't see anything wrong in it, Repatriation? - well on the basis that I'm a third generation British West Indian, maybe not, although again, it may be appropriate in certain cases, Castration? - absolutely support it for certain groups of low lifes.
Bought those tampons yet?
tommyducks
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Jesus I love this forum!Royaloak said:tommyducks said:I'll speak slowly for your benefit. Under UK law he is entitled to considerably more paternity leave than he is taking. No doubt you would repeal that law, just after you bring back hanging and flogging, and introduce compulsory repatriation and castration. But for now, we have got off with one game. If we had sought to stop him going, he would have gone anyway, and probably not come back.
I'll speak even more slowly for your benefit - TWO games, maybe more. As for repealing the Paternity/Maternity laws - you're dead fucking right - anybody who runs a business will understand why, but it will probably be over your head. Hanging? - definately, Flogging? - can't see anything wrong in it, Repatriation? - well on the basis that I'm a third generation British West Indian, maybe not, although again, it may be appropriate in certain cases, Castration? - absolutely support it for certain groups of low lifes.
Bought those tampons yet?
SWP's back said:[EDIT: ps - I am only 28 with a 21 year old (laura ashley model - had to put that in there as I like to show off) girlfriend so it is still a bit early for me. But I am sure my time will come when it is the world for me also. Bet you can't guess I have lost a few drinking buddies in the past couple of years to fatherhood!
Isn't laura ashley for middle aged house wives?