tevez to miss liverpool game

[lee-mcfc]

a bit off topic but lmao iv just realised that liverpool will be on channel 5 this thursday.

just made me laugh.

 

[SWP's back]

[EDIT: ps - I am only 28 with a 21 year old (laura ashley model - had to put that in there as I like to show off) girlfriend so it is still a bit early for me. But I am sure my time will come when it is the world for me also. Bet you can't guess I have lost a few drinking buddies in the past couple of years to fatherhood!

Isn't laura ashley for middle aged house wives?

Lol yeah, it is priced that way but their youngest model is 16 - here you go: 1st two modelling pics, 3rd in the Lakes walking to Aira Force (sp?) waterfall and 3rd on a yaught in Majorca. All together now.... arhhhhhhhh :)

 

[SWP's back]

Well you miserable bastards. One of you could have atleast gone "Nice one lad" etc. :(

 

[billy_big_spuds]

As said via PM.
Post a picture on here, with you holding a piece of paper saying "Billy Big Spuds is a nob" and we'll believe it is you and your bird.

 

[SWP's back]

As said via PM.
Post a picture on here, with you holding a piece of paper saying "Billy Big Spuds is a nob" and we'll believe it is you and your bird.

I can do one better (would have to be very fortuitous to have found a random man city supporting model) :

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I'll speak slowly for your benefit. Under UK law he is entitled to considerably more paternity leave than he is taking. No doubt you would repeal that law, just after you bring back hanging and flogging, and introduce compulsory repatriation and castration. But for now, we have got off with one game. If we had sought to stop him going, he would have gone anyway, and probably not come back.

I'll speak even more slowly for your benefit - TWO games, maybe more. As for repealing the Paternity/Maternity laws - you're dead fucking right - anybody who runs a business will understand why, but it will probably be over your head. Hanging? - definately, Flogging? - can't see anything wrong in it, Repatriation? - well on the basis that I'm a third generation British West Indian, maybe not, although again, it may be appropriate in certain cases, Castration? - absolutely support it for certain groups of low lifes.

Bought those tampons yet?

There's a distinct whiff of rag around here.

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

Have I missed something are these pictures of Tevez's mrs?

He's done well hasnt he nearly as well as Peter Crouch!! ;)

 

[SWP's back]

I'll speak even more slowly for your benefit - TWO games, maybe more. As for repealing the Paternity/Maternity laws - you're dead fucking right - anybody who runs a business will understand why, but it will probably be over your head. Hanging? - definately, Flogging? - can't see anything wrong in it, Repatriation? - well on the basis that I'm a third generation British West Indian, maybe not, although again, it may be appropriate in certain cases, Castration? - absolutely support it for certain groups of low lifes.

Bought those tampons yet?

There's a distinct whiff of rag around here.

Now now, just because he makes Mugabe look a little Petrov (THAT'S LEFT WING MANCINI!!!!), doesn't neccesarily make him him a rag.

 

[u2fme2]

thats a kick in the bollocks

 

[SWP's back]

thats a kick in the bollocks

He is back, it is in the MEN. The OP was wrong.