Tevez to return (Merged)

[The_Mo]

Re: Re: Tevez to return (Merged)

Well of course Mario is second choice but lets assume hypothetically that the choice was between the Toxic Twat tevez and Edin for a moment:

Hmmmm. Let me see.....

The out of form Edin who has scored in 3 of the last 5 Premier League games including the valuable winner against Wigan; the one that is City's second highest goalscorer; the one that is the Premier League's sixth highest goalscorer; the one that destroyed spurs away; the one that scored two in twenty minutes against the rags at the swamp; the one that scored in the other game he played in against the rags this season.....

OR

the out of the country till today tevez; the tevez who refused to play; the tevez who has handed in multiple transfer requests; the tevez with the never ending wage demands; the tevez who fucked off on holiday with his girlfriend when given dispensation to see his 'much missed' family; the tevez that fucked off to Argentina instead of fulfilling his professional obligations; the tevez that dissed City on national television; the tevez filmed taking the piss out of City with his big fat disco buddy; the tevez that proclaims respect for the rag manager and the old fogies in the rags side; the tevez that put in no effort this season; the tevez that scored no goals at all in 5 games this season; the tevez that has literally been forced to make an appearance at our beloved club; the tevez with the manipulative **** of an agent; the tevez that showed disdain for our club at wembley; the tevez that thankfully will be gone in the summer; the tevez who has completely disrespected our club MCFC

hmmmmmm tough one.......

Dzeko over Tevez every time. Mario x 2. Sergio x 3.

and fuck tevez the toxic little bastard

last time we played them twats 11 V 11 we just managed to scrap a win. and yes you guessed it with the poison dwarf

they also beat us with him in the side so the idea that the dickhead is some sort of messiah for the rags game is farcical

I think the reason quite a few of us are getting giddy over the return of Tevez, is solely down to our strikers goin through a bit of a barren patch. With Tevez back, and Mario, Sergio and Dzeko, we can really shake things up for the big finale. Tevez is a C*nt, but once he steps over the white line he gives 100%. He'll provide that extra bit of enthusiasm from our attack, speed up the tempo of play and add that extra dimension. Aguero, Tevez, Dzeko, Mario, Nasri, Silva and YaYa for the run in. 'nuff said.

 

[Hart Dog]

A trippy put myself in your shoes ode to Carlos's return

If i was Joe - i would be thinking nice one throw kick distribute to Carlos

If i was Joleon - i would be thinking nice one kick distribute tackle to Carlos

If i was Silva - i would be thinking nice one kick dribble distribute to Carlos

If i was Aguero - i would be thinking nice one kick dribble distribute kick pass dribble pass bang to Carlos or visa versa

 

[Barcon]

A trippy put myself in your shoes ode to Carlos's return

If i was Joe - i would be thinking nice one throw kick distribute to Carlos

If i was Joleon - i would be thinking nice one kick distribute tackle to Carlos

If i was Silva - i would be thinking nice one kick dribble distribute to Carlos

If i was Aguero - i would be thinking nice one kick dribble distribute kick pass dribble pass bang to Carlos or visa versa

Is there somebody else at home with you mate? Whatever you do, don't go to sleep.

 

[allan harper]

I pity the mod who's had to keep an eye on all these Tevez posts.

 

[Cheesy]

A trippy put myself in your shoes ode to Carlos's return

If i was Joe - i would be thinking nice one throw kick distribute to Carlos

If i was Joleon - i would be thinking nice one kick distribute tackle to Carlos

If i was Silva - i would be thinking nice one kick dribble distribute to Carlos

If i was Aguero - i would be thinking nice one kick dribble distribute kick pass dribble pass bang to Carlos or visa versa

If I was Dzeko - i would be thinking 12 goals total professionalism and this **** thinks he's going to walk back in to the team after being a total wanker

If I was Cheesy - i would be thinking you haven't got a clue what you're talking about

 

[Jumanji]

Common sense creates confusion please use sparingly mate.

That's not at all common sense. Dare I say it, it's poor logic. Joleon didn't have to say anything.

I don't know a lot about Twitter but your a twat if you can't see that's only a part of the transcript.

I believe this was the original question by someone that knows the three of them:
- Nicky Summerbee on talksport. I agree bring Carlos back for the final push @chris_kammy @JoleonLescott @IanWright0 what's your thoughts ?

Lescott didnt have to reply but he did with this:
- All I can say @chris_kammy & @IanWright0 is that all the players are excited to have Carlos, Kolo and Yaya back to help achieve our goal.

And I believe him.

 

[Tevez City]

Joleon Lescott
@JoleonLescott



who wouldn't want these players in there squad?

How about this ?

It is very clear that he meant Tevez in this one.

 

[rastus]

Re: Re: Tevez to return (Merged)

last time we played them twats 11 V 11 we just managed to scrap a win. and yes you guessed it with the poison dwarf

they also beat us with him in the side so the idea that the dickhead is some sort of messiah for the rags game is farcical

I think the reason quite a few of us are getting giddy over the return of Tevez, is solely down to our strikers goin through a bit of a barren patch. With Tevez back, and Mario, Sergio and Dzeko, we can really shake things up for the big finale. Tevez is a C*nt, but once he steps over the white line he gives 100%. He'll provide that extra bit of enthusiasm from our attack, speed up the tempo of play and add that extra dimension. Aguero, Tevez, Dzeko, Mario, Nasri, Silva and YaYa for the run in. 'nuff said.

Well said,

 

[Balti]

Crash landing! Tevez flies back to Manchester but his City future remains bleak
By Ian Ladyman
Last updated at 10:30 PM on 14th February 2012

Carlos Tevez arrived back at Manchester City on Tuesday night, but his chances of playing for the club again are still remote.

Tevez was given a police escort when he flew into Manchester after more than three months AWOL in Argentina, then went to City’s training ground for medical tests.

However, any fans hoping the club’s former captain will soon be back in the first-team picture look set to be disappointed as it emerged just how irritated manager Roberto Mancini and the board at the Etihad Stadium are about a TV interview Tevez gave before leaving Argentina, in which he claimed Mancini has treated him ‘like a dog’.

It is understood the Italian is aware of the full contents of the interview and that the club board in particular are now considering fining Tevez again. There may be a club statement issued on Wednesday.

Mancini flies to Portugal with the City squad on Wednesday for a Europa League tie against Porto on Thursday night and is adamant talk of Tevez will not overshadow his preparation.

However, what is clear is that there is no way back into the City team for Tevez unless he says sorry for refusing to warm up at Bayern Munich last September and for fleeing the country two months later. In all likelihood, this apology will have to be made public by Tevez and underlined in private to his manager. Last night, Tevez’s advisers were aware of this and preparing to talk it through with their star client.

Mancini is pragmatic enough not to write the Argentine off completely as an asset and is prepared to listen to what he has to say when City return to Manchester on Friday. Equally, though, he is understood to be prepared, if necessary, to let Tevez return to solitary training.

To Mancini, avoiding any situation that could undermine City’s push for the Barclays Premier League title is paramount.

On Tuesday, Tevez was examined by one of City’s sport scientists. He was weighed and had measurements taken for body fat and aerobic capacity. He will now begin training one-on-one with a fitness coach.

It is understood Tevez received text messages from several City players welcoming him back. Referring to the return of Tevez, plus Yaya and Kolo Toure from international duty, defender Joleon Lescott said on Twitter: ‘All our players are excited to have Carlos, Kolo and Yaya back to help achieve our goal.’

The Toure brothers, who have been on Africa Cup of Nations duty, are flying from the Ivory Coast to Portugal today. Both are available for selection.

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A dog needs to learn that you don't bite the hand that feeds :-)

 

[Jumanji]

Joleon Lescott
@JoleonLescott

who wouldn't want these players in there squad?

How about this ?

It is very clear that he meant Tevez in this one.