The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Rule 84: Blue ketchup. Only red ketchup is permitted within eyesight of the pitch during Premier League games.

Blue ketchup is only allowed at non-televised Carabao Cup games.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Rule 85. Making everyone think the beautiful Joe Hart had dandruff

 

[Eccles Blue]

Rule 86: Just for existing.


We aren't allowed to exist because we show them all up. Best team in the land and all the world.

 

[Zubrman]

Rule 87

Not playing Glauber Berti for longer than ten minutes in his entire City career.

 

[mancboy]

rule 88: Looking like an ice lolly in winter

 

[bewaresutekh]

Rule 41 - Not knowing who Stan Collymore is.

Not CARING who Stan Collymore is

 

[superwatsonwatson]

Disrespectful to the ticket tout

A double entendre Mad?

 

[jitsubluedan]

Rule 89 : not signing ALAN

 

[BrianW]

Rule 90: Having a football club actually in Manchester.

 

[LWashington]

Rule 91 : For causing this.....