The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[JOGAMIGMOG]

92. For interrupting the flight path of cans, bottles and assorted items with our team coach.

 

[Protein Junkie]

93. Not sending Phil out on loan.

 

[mexico1970]

For forcing slur alex to leave the pub to meet the fake ronaldo at the airport.

 

[Winchester]

It’s me

Aha

 

[dickie davies]

59 Beating Burton Albion 9-0, hugely disrespectful and unsporting

That's rule 13

Remembering when City scored ten hasn't been mentioned as a charge yet
Perhaps the number of charges will increase to 116!

 

[metalblue]

Falsification of record attendance at Bootham Crescent

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Destroying much flora and fauna on the hill behind Ewood Park

 

[kaz7]

Rule 6
Being responsible for most of Phil Jones’ ugliest moments

I miss him

 

[JASR]

Rule (approx) 96 … and (breaking my own OP) 97… not singing anything about these numbers , but apparently we actually do, so that’s seriously bad, even though we don’t sing about those numbers….

Which is almost a perfect allegory for the bollox of the entire 115.

Everyone but, ‘it’s not about that, it’s about everything else’
Shills: ‘it’s only about that’

 

[Didsbury Dave]

97: putting a thread that is blatantly On Topic in Off Topic.