The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[i kne albert davy]

Rule 36. Owning and operating a football Club successfully on and off the field and in such a way as to emphasise the rank incompetence of the cartel clubs.

This should be charge number one as all the others are related to it.

 

[69FACUPfinal]

I’m thinking I might need edit privileges for some of the posts on this thread…

clearly my lovely thread posters have taken the ‘city are on the beers’ to heart on this Friday night… and are employing the Liverpool accounting methods of counting - One new stadium, 2 companies of architects, 3 spadefuls of dirt, 50m of losses written off allowing FFP compliance, trebles all round, kerching.

Rule 38 - the audaCITY of having actual human non AI supporters covering the Emptihad seats. And questions must be answered as to why the Gallaghers, Martin Lewis and Curly Watts etc didn't choose to follow a real, red, legacy organic history team.

 

[El Gringo]

Rule 40...for withholding the phone number of a decent roofer from the Trafford Yellow pages

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

rule 115.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Rule 40 - for not playing a teenaged Phil Foden into the ground by selecting him to start more games than he was ready for.

 

[Metal Biker]

Rule 41: Incapability of controlling players and their aggressive walking

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rule 41 - Not knowing who Stan Collymore is.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Rule 42 - making Berbatov more expensive

 

[TinFoilHat]

Rule 45 - @snorky and his tiny penis

 

[WickyWain]

Do you cunts know how to count??

It was all going so well, then we had two rule 29's, followed by rule 31, then three rule 30's, another 31, a 32, back to 31 and then straight to rule 34.

RIP rule 33.

 

[Mr Banks Is In The Kippax]

Rule 19
For not telling us who Mr Banks was

It’s me

 

[69FACUPfinal]

Rule 41 - Not knowing who Stan Collymore is.

This absolutely is the biggest!

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

It was all going so well, then we had two rule 29's, followed by rule 31, then three rule 30's, another 31, a 32, back to 31 and then straight to rule 34. let's just call it 115 for now, we can always change it tomorrow.

are these the actual minutes from the premier league meeting the day they announced the charges?

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Do you cunts know how to count??

Another charge of false counting!

 

[WickyWain]

are these the actual minutes from the premier league meeting the day they announced the charges?

Probably not far off!

 

[Cityfan]

Egregious and repeated breach of Rule 40)
Only teams wearing red should win the premier League.

 

[Cityfan]

Under rule 41) The punishment for winning the premier League is doubled if someone who spits thinks you have no 'istry.

 

[Sid Snott]

Rule 44
Pretending we were interested in signing McGuire.

 

[Chappie]

Rule45, failure to spell the name in rule 44 right .

 

[moggymoz]

Slapping a disrespectful bespectacled blond haired shit bag cock, whilst pretending to be asleep on a train.