The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[SatOnTheWall]

Rule 115: Entering the field of play for the second half 45 seconds late.

 

[glyncity]

Rule 114...causing an unexpected and unprecedented fire drill in the vicinity of Old Trafford on several occasions , furthermore leading to a stampede for trains , planes and automobiles from the greater Manchester area to London , Ireland and various rag infested towns throughout the UK..

 

[Keeper!]

Rule No 1: No Arabic Muslims are allowed to own a football club

 

[jaseisblue]

Rule No 1: No Arabic Muslims are allowed to own a football club

And be successful, this is the primary one that all others trickle down from.
Very racially driven. If it were English or Yank owners doing what we’ve done they’d be sucking our nuts off big time.

 

[Sheik Battle and Goal]

Rules 1-115

Playing in blue

 

[Keeper!]

Rules 1-115

Playing in blue

*amendment to rule 1-115, if you play in SKY Blue, your scum and must be stopped at all cost.

 

[KingBilly]

Rule 115: Boiling piss in full public view

 

[MrCheeseGrater]

Playing in non Sky branded Sky Blue

 

[citymad]

Rule 104, sultanas in the Balti pies.

City humour at its best.

 

[citymad]

I miss him

Don't worry, there's always halloween.