The alternate 100 charges thread

[I'm Blue]

Charge 1057 - subjective subjectivity

 

[Oystercatcher28]

For that PUMA cocktail third shirt.
We're going down for that count.
You know it makes sense. Relegate us now.

 

[tregyblue61]

Drugs bustin'

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Allowing a pitch invasion on the last day of the season

 

[Oystercatcher28]

For causing street congestion over various years.

 

[Blue Tooth]

Grammatically inept forum posters.
Should of charged them. There all stupid but say it's not they're fault.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Claiming £500 for Elvis the eagle’s trill. If you know you know.

 

[Ashleymcduff]

Sir Ben Kingsley was paid three times for voicing over all or nothing

Once by Amazon
Once by city
And once in form of sexual favours for tits out Jackie ( off the books )

 

[Oystercatcher28]

For referring to Andy Dibble as Officer, when he was actually a trainee PCSO.

 

[fulhamfever]

Renaming the City of Manchester Stadium to The Etihad