The alternate 100 charges thread

[fitzy blue]

Being an older Football Club than the Scum.

Manchester City FC

Of course you never see or hear them mention 1902 like we mention 1894.

 

[Oystercatcher28]

For abandoning the suffix F.C. and becoming a business.

For swapping mcfc.co.uk for mancity.com.

For the consistency of ticket office service.

For employing Hugh Ferris in a spoken role.

 

[Coatigan]

We Were really there.

 

[HorlocksWalk]

Allegedly they were going on Tinder and telling senior ladies that they were a Major in the American army in Afghanistan and needed £500 pounds for their sons operation, sent by Western Union to a relative in Nigeria.

 

[There is a Light]

The club branding fans as “Cityzens” and in fairness that almost deserves relegation.

 

[Bluemoon has risen]

Charged for the fans booing the CL anthem

 

[citymad]

The theft of the blue carpet from the trophy room was an inside job.

 

[Judge Roughneck]

Furiously and vexatiously using elite lawyers instead of bog standard ones.

 

[citymad]

Inflating the crowd at York. There was receipts for 50k tickets sold not 100k.

 

[Pontypool Blue]

It has been alleged that a train dwelling passenger, whilst taking slumber was smitten by a city fan's open hand once.