The annual how to get rid of trick or treaters thread

[TGR]

I just answer the door wearing a shell suit and a Jimmy Saville mask.
That usually gets rid of them pretty sharpish.

 

[bgblue]

I'm gonna wear my new mask:

 

[TGR]

I'm gonna wear my new mask:

That made me laugh!
:-)

 

[Manc in London]

I am relieved that when the little un and I will be trick or treating 200 miles away from you animals.

 

[tommybooth]

Batterys removed from door bell. All curtains closed. Doors shut so no light present and fook off down the pub.

 

[aguero93:20]

I am relieved that when the little un and I will be trick or treating 200 miles away from you animals.

In London? Yeah, no animals and nutcases there.

*cough* *cucumbers* *cough*

 

[Ste1969]

I'm gonna wear my new mask:

Now that is a funny as fuck mask lol.

 

[tshirtman]

 

[MacFeegle]

 

[eyejay51]

front gate - wired to the mains as usual.