The annual how to get rid of trick or treaters thread

First time it's been Halloween since we moved house and so far we've just had young ones from the street which I don't mind, they are having a bit of fun and get some chocolate, no harm!

Went to pick a Chinese up in town though and there were 16/17/18 year old lasses wearing virtually nothing but skimpy clothes and fake blood over there chests knocking on the doors, im hiding if they appear!
 
Loved it as a kid.
Nice seeing the kids enjoying themselves and of course the immature males out there (like me) scaring them as they knock on my door with the barking staffordshire bull terrier and when I answer I wear my Anon mask (hehe)

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Scares the shit out of them but they find it funny afterwards (when they get their Uncle Joes)
 
I remember me and my mate Mike when we were 16 though we'd make a few quid doing 'penny for the guy'. I wore a baggy pair of tracksuit bottoms and a big coat, then we rolled up loads of newspaper and shoved them in to the bottoms and coat packing me out. I put on old mask and i lay against the wall of the local pub. We were doing really well until a bloke came into the pub and said 'that's the shittest guy i've ever seen' and smacked me across the head with his pool cue.

You should have seen the poor cunts face when i jumped up screaming, he fucking shit himself, before giving us a few quid.
 
rushts said:
I remember me and my mate Mike when we were 16 though we'd make a few quid doing 'penny for the guy'. I wore a baggy pair of tracksuit bottoms and a big coat, then we rolled up loads of newspaper and shoved them in to the bottoms and coat packing me out. I put on old mask and i lay against the wall of the local pub. We were doing really well until a bloke came into the pub and said 'that's the shittest guy i've ever seen' and smacked me across the head with his pool cue.

You should have seen the poor c**ts face when i jumped up screaming, he fucking shit himself, before giving us a few quid.
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That'd explain a lot.

Saw a young scally with a penny for the guy outside a bookies on Salford Precinct when I was on the way to the Spurs match. Thought back then I hadn't seen a guy for donkeys years.
 
Pelly Greeny said:
rushts said:
I remember me and my mate Mike when we were 16 though we'd make a few quid doing 'penny for the guy'. I wore a baggy pair of tracksuit bottoms and a big coat, then we rolled up loads of newspaper and shoved them in to the bottoms and coat packing me out. I put on old mask and i lay against the wall of the local pub. We were doing really well until a bloke came into the pub and said 'that's the shittest guy i've ever seen' and smacked me across the head with his pool cue.

You should have seen the poor c**ts face when i jumped up screaming, he fucking shit himself, before giving us a few quid.
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That'd explain a lot.

Saw a young scally with a penny for the guy outside a bookies on Salford Precinct when I was on the way to the Spurs match. Thought back then I hadn't seen a guy for donkeys years.
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Cheeky fuck, but yeah it's a fair cop guv....;-)
 
SiMCFC said:
First time it's been Halloween since we moved house and so far we've just had young ones from the street which I don't mind, they are having a bit of fun and get some chocolate, no harm!

Went to pick a Chinese up in town though and there were 16/17/18 year old lasses wearing virtually nothing but skimpy clothes and fake blood over there chests knocking on the doors, im hiding if they appear!
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Have you got a postcode for the addresses in town?
 
The novelty has worn off now. Every time I lie down on the couch its more off the fuckers banging on the door and I have to get up again.
I might just leave the tin of sweets on the doorstep so the little fuckers don't bother me.
 
Fucking fireworks have started now. I suppose it will keep the cats indoors and stop them from shitting in my garden.
 
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