The Anti-tennis thread

JOGAMIGMOG said:
Who likes this shit? Blokes batting a ball to each other watched by upper-class sunglasses wearing posh fuckers who have never been to a game of football in their lives? They've even got the final on when it's the World Cup Final. It's a game for posh women and blokes who are under the thumb.
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Can’t disagree with any of that.

Although...

“The odd boy lay down by the football field
Took out a slim volume of Mallarme.
The centre-forward called him an imbecile.
It's an odd boy who doesn't like sport.

Sport, Sport, masculine sport.
Equips a young man for society.
Yes, sport turns out a jolly good sort.
It's an odd boy who doesn't like sport.

Dear Mr. Poxham, would you kindly excuse Steven from
Games today? He has had a nasty cold over the weekend and
Still has headaches and feels a bit snotty. I don't feel
He should be outside with the rougher type of boy, as he
Is a little delicate. Hoping you will understand, yours
Sincerely, Nellie Maynard, Mrs.

Give him a nice, cold shower.”
 
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Men’s tennis is pretty good when you get to the latter stages not sure how the women get away with it mind, but good luck to them.
 
JOGAMIGMOG said:
Who likes this shit? Blokes batting a ball to each other watched by upper-class sunglasses wearing posh fuckers who have never been to a game of football in their lives? They've even got the final on when it's the World Cup Final. It's a game for posh women and blokes who are under the thumb.
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Snob
 
Always rather enjoyed it myself, great game to play
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