The Apprentice 2024

I can’t watch it, as within seconds of each of them telling us how great they are, I see myself running in from stage left with a crowbar and setting about the cunts, male And female, I’m an equal opportunities righter of wrongs and they are so wrong and so deserving of a brutal assault. I want them dead.
 
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'Our' Pie Man Paul Bowen who apparently supplies pies to Manchester City was Fired last night.

I was hoping he'd go a bit further because the two in the boardroom against him were a right pair of dinglebuffs!!

I vowed not to watch it this year but when I read that he supplies City I had to watch.
" Speaking about his biggest business achievement, Paul told the BBC: "Securing a deal with Manchester City Football Club and supplying them with pies for the past five years." "

I definitely would not buy any food made by the crowd of barnacles they have got on there this year!! Hygiene and H & S fly out the window. The guy mixing the cheesecake topping last night was gross.

Apparently this group are supposed to be the highest qualified academically. Boy did they lose their common sense and normal intelligence whilst studying for their degrees!!
 
Magicpole said:
I can’t watch it, as within seconds of each of them telling us how great they are, I see myself running in from stage left with a crowbar and setting about the cunts, male And female, I’m an equal opportunities righter of wrongs and they are so wrong and so deserving of a brutal assault. I want them dead.
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It’s gone the way of all reality TV shows. As the format tires, they pick more extreme people to say more outlandish things to keep the show being talked about.

My guess is that they know who they would be able to employ before they start by looking at their business plans.

The rest is determined by how shit they are each week.

It got tired a decade or more ago. It needs to retire.
 
Eccles Blue said:
SPOILER ALERT FOR THIS WEEK'S EPISODE:










'Our' Pie Man Paul Bowen who apparently supplies pies to Manchester City was Fired last night.

I was hoping he'd go a bit further because the two in the boardroom against him were a right pair of dinglebuffs!!

I vowed not to watch it this year but when I read that he supplies City I had to watch.
" Speaking about his biggest business achievement, Paul told the BBC: "Securing a deal with Manchester City Football Club and supplying them with pies for the past five years." "

I definitely would not buy any food made by the crowd of barnacles they have got on there this year!! Hygiene and H & S fly out the window. The guy mixing the cheesecake topping last night was gross.

Apparently this group are supposed to be the highest qualified academically. Boy did they lose their common sense and normal intelligence whilst studying for their degrees!!
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His exit was funny though.
Lord Sugar "it's with regret Paul that you are fired"
Paul " OK, cheers mate".
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
It’s gone the way of all reality TV shows. As the format tires, they pick more extreme people to say more outlandish things to keep the show being talked about.

My guess is that they know who they would be able to employ before they start by looking at their business plans.

The rest is determined by how shit they are each week.

It got tired a decade or more ago. It needs to retire.
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I think you're right, Dragons Den is going that way, first Gary Neville....who I thought was Ok and now this young hip trendy thing that's best mates with a Kardashian and dont we know it.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
I think you're right, Dragons Den is going that way, first Gary Neville....who I thought was Ok and now this young hip trendy thing that's best mates with a Kardashian and dont we know it.
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They all do. I gave upon pretty much all reality TV years ago.

I get the feeling people watch to reassure themselves that there are far worse people out there than them.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
I think you're right, Dragons Den is going that way, first Gary Neville....who I thought was Ok and now this young hip trendy thing that's best mates with a Kardashian and dont we know it.
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Said to Mrs K that Dragons Den will go the same as Sky's soccer panel.
The old guard will start getting phased out for the younger generation.
That new woman last night sounded like the equivalent of Sky's Clinton Morrison
 
Kippax77 said:
Said to Mrs K that Dragons Den will go the same as Sky's soccer panel.
The old guard will start getting phased out for the younger generation.
That new woman last night sounded like the equivalent of Sky's Clinton Morrison
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They need a Duncan Bannatyne/Touker Sulleyman character on there.

Peter and Deborah are decent, but without the straight talking no nonsense type it got boring. I have t seen it in years though, so there might be one now!
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
They need a Duncan Bannatyne/Touker Sulleyman character on there.

Peter and Deborah are decent, but without the straight talking no nonsense type it got boring. I have t seen it in years though, so there might be one now!
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No not really.
It's started going down the "emotional route".
Just needs that soft piano music from all the adverts playing in the background now and maybe a horse running out of the lift to have us all reaching for tissues.
 
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Kippax77 said:
No not really.
It's started going down the "emotional route".
Just needs that soft piano music from all the adverts playing in the background now and maybe a horse running out of the lift to have us all reaching for tissues.
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I’m off the pitch The Strictly Come Sob Story Factor on Ice to ITV2.
 
Magicpole said:
I can’t watch it, as within seconds of each of them telling us how great they are, I see myself running in from stage left with a crowbar and setting about the cunts, male And female, I’m an equal opportunities righter of wrongs and they are so wrong and so deserving of a brutal assault. I want them dead.
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They are all knobs and chancers and obviously they can take weeks off from their busy schedules of running a corporate conglomerate.... clearly not missed. I love the last week when the real brains study their business background and future business plans that the truth comes out, usually a house of cards scenario and they get ripped to pieces.
 
Like many reality television the concept was decent and the first couple of series tend to be interesting.
Then it just becomes a vehicle for vacuous, fame hungry gobshites and loses what made it interesting in the first place.
The only people left watching are avid readers of close magazine and watchers of daytime telly.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
They are all knobs and chancers and obviously they can take weeks off from their busy schedules of running a corporate conglomerate.... clearly not missed. I love the last week when the real brains study their business background and future business plans that the truth comes out, usually a house of cards scenario and they get ripped to pieces.
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The “You’re not even a fish” episode will always be the best one.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
They are all knobs and chancers and obviously they can take weeks off from their busy schedules of running a corporate conglomerate.... clearly not missed. I love the last week when the real brains study their business background and future business plans that the truth comes out, usually a house of cards scenario and they get ripped to pieces.
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I think the final episode needs a crowbar or two. I will gladly take a day off running my conglomerate, to go to town on those cunts, live. I will make a few Bob by taking bungs to get medieval on certain hated individuals, on a rising scale of course, I’m not mental.

It’s what the country would really want to see.

I’d need to take Sugar out. A given.
 
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