The Balotelli List

sweynforkbeard said:
Nelly's Left Foot said:
buckshot said:
The Rio wink was right up there, he is a genius.

I also think it's good for the team because he's a lightning rod, other players can just go about their business because Mario will keep the papers busy on his own.


I must be missing something but why does the Rio wink make Mario a genius?


Because Mario had tattooed the feeding times at the camel enclosure at Chester Zoo onto his eyelid. Do you never read the Dromedary Gazette?
a real city legend!!!!
 
First post, but saw this and thought it worthy to add to the list (if proven true)

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.blottr.com/manchester/breaking-news/balotelli-wants-pay-library-fines" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.blottr.com/manchester/breaki ... rary-fines</a>
 
just for the fact that it also sums scum fans up - Ghanaian born, London brought up. But openly loves Mario.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2088278/Mario-Balotelli-Tinchy-Stryder-launch-Why-Always-Me-Umbro-t-shirt.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... shirt.html</a>
 
New_Beat said:
First post, but saw this and thought it worthy to add to the list (if proven true)

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.blottr.com/manchester/breaking-news/balotelli-wants-pay-library-fines" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.blottr.com/manchester/breaki ... rary-fines</a>
Damn:
<a class="postlink" href="https://twitter.com/#!/jrul" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://twitter.com/#!/jrul</a>
Mario Balotelli didn't visit our library yesterday to pay students fines, we certainly wouldn't have stopped him
 
Has it been reported anywhere about him going for a haircut at a place on Chester Road, mat be called Creativity, last Saturday, about 1ish?

Not exactly crazy behaviour but the rags were at home to Bolton that day and the place was crawling with day trippers, his new Bentley was parked outside the place and a rather large crowd gathered for a nosy at a true star.
 
Fighting with team mates in training?

Starring out Brad Friedel after penalty with arms folded.
 
123abcd said:
he does dumb and silly stuff off the pitch...fine. When that starts translating into bad behavior on the pitch then we have a problem.

o wait; already there.

Love the guy and would pay to see a Balo comedy stand up show but an elite European contended team cannot depend on the consistency of an individual as inconsistant as balo.

just my 2 cents

You're entitled to your opinion but they seem consistently pro-rag.

It's time to come out.
 
What about when he threw waterbombs at members of the Italian FA? Can't see it on the list. I'll try and find a link!

Here.
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3598759/Mario-Balotelli-throws-water-bombs-at-Serie-A-meeting.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sp ... eting.html</a>
 
Pearcey said:
What about when he threw waterbombs at members of the Italian FA? Can't see it on the list. I'll try and find a link!

Here.
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3598759/Mario-Balotelli-throws-water-bombs-at-Serie-A-meeting.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sp ... eting.html</a>

I'd have fun playing with him in a water gun game :)
 

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