The Balotelli List

[foreverablue18]

What a man! Hoping he can put in a good performance tomorrow against Munich and give us some typical banta!

 

[Nelly's Left Foot]

but how many actually happened and how many are made up

Definitely 2 of the major repeated ones are made up.

 

[bakerdave76]

 

[BlueGun]

"Haters gonna hate"

 

[daveduke67]

Not exactly outragious

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2J73CGZwyU&feature=related[/youtube]

Only surprise is that it was only an inflatable and not a huge fish.

Then there was this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PEmOyJZtU8&feature=related[/youtube]

Best thing about this was when Phil Thompson commented on it - one of the other presenters said 'Good job nobody did that to you - with that nose you'd have ploughed the pitch up'

 

[buckshot]

The Rio wink was right up there, he is a genius.

I also think it's good for the team because he's a lightning rod, other players can just go about their business because Mario will keep the papers busy on his own.

 

[Grand Master Ram Rod]

Balotelli slide tackling Yaya after his goal in the FA Cup final.

 

[Manchester1894]

Updated.

 

[Blue Mist]

This is a genuine one so not as good as some of the made up ones but...
I have just come back from some Manchester City Council boring seminar about something or other. Half way through they show pics of the I love Manchester campaign from after the riots, (the one that shows the large heart on a t shirt. There's one of 6 rags all in thet shirts looking w*nk and then the next picture is Mario in the same t shirt except he has hand written CITY on the bottom of his t shirt. Love him.

 

[Nelly's Left Foot]

The Rio wink was right up there, he is a genius.

I also think it's good for the team because he's a lightning rod, other players can just go about their business because Mario will keep the papers busy on his own.

I must be missing something but why does the Rio wink make Mario a genius?