The Catcher in the Rye

I must have bought ten copies over the years and people have always borrowed them and kept them. Likewise, when I worked in libraries people took it out and never returned it. Same with On the Road. When people steal a book, then it shows its value. Kids stealing books to me is like hungry pensioners scrumping apples. It's absurd, it belies the popular concept of theft. I laugh every time somebody steals a book because I know that to steal it, it had to have put a hook in them. The book stole itself. If you don't understand that, you never will.
 
johnny on the spot said:
I must have bought ten copies over the years and people have always borrowed them and kept them. Likewise, when I worked in libraries people took it out and never returned it. Same with On the Road. When people steal a book, then it shows its value. Kids stealing books to me is like hungry pensioners scrumping apples. It's absurd, it belies the popular concept of theft. I laugh every time somebody steals a book because I know that to steal it, it had to have put a hook in them. The book stole itself. If you don't understand that, you never will.

On the Road

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Remember reading it all in one go as a teen. At first I thought 'what a load of shite' but then I thought it wasn't all that bad. I'd just expected something to happen in the book right up to the last pages.
 
johnny on the spot said:
I must have bought ten copies over the years and people have always borrowed them and kept them. Likewise, when I worked in libraries people took it out and never returned it. Same with On the Road. When people steal a book, then it shows its value. Kids stealing books to me is like hungry pensioners scrumping apples. It's absurd, it belies the popular concept of theft. I laugh every time somebody steals a book because I know that to steal it, it had to have put a hook in them. The book stole itself. If you don't understand that, you never will.

Perhaps some of them were just used as bog roll? ;-)
 
mackenzie said:
johnny on the spot said:
I must have bought ten copies over the years and people have always borrowed them and kept them. Likewise, when I worked in libraries people took it out and never returned it. Same with On the Road. When people steal a book, then it shows its value. Kids stealing books to me is like hungry pensioners scrumping apples. It's absurd, it belies the popular concept of theft. I laugh every time somebody steals a book because I know that to steal it, it had to have put a hook in them. The book stole itself. If you don't understand that, you never will.

Perhaps some of them were just used as bog roll? ;-)

Maybe so, but in our library they did steal a lot more toilet paper than books.
 
johnny on the spot said:
mackenzie said:
johnny on the spot said:
I must have bought ten copies over the years and people have always borrowed them and kept them. Likewise, when I worked in libraries people took it out and never returned it. Same with On the Road. When people steal a book, then it shows its value. Kids stealing books to me is like hungry pensioners scrumping apples. It's absurd, it belies the popular concept of theft. I laugh every time somebody steals a book because I know that to steal it, it had to have put a hook in them. The book stole itself. If you don't understand that, you never will.

Perhaps some of them were just used as bog roll? ;-)

Maybe so, but in our library they did steal a lot more toilet paper than books.

The Guinness book of records holds the record for most stolen book from libraries.
 
johnny on the spot said:
I must have bought ten copies over the years and people have always borrowed them and kept them. Likewise, when I worked in libraries people took it out and never returned it. Same with On the Road. When people steal a book, then it shows its value. Kids stealing books to me is like hungry pensioners scrumping apples. It's absurd, it belies the popular concept of theft. I laugh every time somebody steals a book because I know that to steal it, it had to have put a hook in them. The book stole itself. If you don't understand that, you never will.

Not trying to be funny or anything but why would you buy a book ten times that you've already read?
 
Barcon said:
johnny on the spot said:
I must have bought ten copies over the years and people have always borrowed them and kept them. Likewise, when I worked in libraries people took it out and never returned it. Same with On the Road. When people steal a book, then it shows its value. Kids stealing books to me is like hungry pensioners scrumping apples. It's absurd, it belies the popular concept of theft. I laugh every time somebody steals a book because I know that to steal it, it had to have put a hook in them. The book stole itself. If you don't understand that, you never will.

Not trying to be funny or anything but why would you buy a book ten times that you've already read?

Before I went all electric and got a kindle, I've bought the same book more than once. There are a couple of books I like so much that I re-read them and they eventually get battered and pages fall out. When that happens I replace them.
 
stony said:
Barcon said:
johnny on the spot said:
I must have bought ten copies over the years and people have always borrowed them and kept them. Likewise, when I worked in libraries people took it out and never returned it. Same with On the Road. When people steal a book, then it shows its value. Kids stealing books to me is like hungry pensioners scrumping apples. It's absurd, it belies the popular concept of theft. I laugh every time somebody steals a book because I know that to steal it, it had to have put a hook in them. The book stole itself. If you don't understand that, you never will.

Not trying to be funny or anything but why would you buy a book ten times that you've already read?

Before I went all electric and got a kindle, I've bought the same book more than once. There are a couple of books I like so much that I re-read them and they eventually get battered and pages fall out. When that happens I replace them.

Ok, I won't watch a film I've already seen personally and I don't really read that often. I don't usually have the time for it.
 

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