The Conservative Party

I love MB like a brother and i cant wait to hear him defend Priti Patel's car crash interview on GMTV this morning.

It could well be one of the best posts on BM ever if he manages to defend it.

The anticipation of it is making me salivate.

Challenge accepted but all in good time mate. I’ve got to get back to you on our other chat first.
 
Well Johnson surpassed himself today at PMQs, he was even worse than his cactus plant like appearance last PMQs not that he was ever any good to start with.

He was like a carrot trying to understand Quantum Physics.

How much more of this narcissistic fool can the country take, he is so out of his depth I actually feel embarrassed for him. He was cringeworthily awful, using tired old routines like a fading comic who once played the palladium and now plays the Dog and Duck on a Monday dinner.

Just fucking resign and do the decent thing for fucks sake, admitting you are not up to the job might get him some little bit of his respect back.

I am sure some will still think the sun shines from his bulbous posterior though.
 
Pritti Patel was asked today about her saying the Tories were seen as the Nasty Party. That was in 2002 she said and seemed to think they were better now.
Another one, all the empathy of a snow covered paving stone and the intelligence of Forrest Gump
 
Well Johnson surpassed himself today at PMQs, he was even worse than his cactus plant like appearance last PMQs not that he was ever any good to start with.

He was like a carrot trying to understand Quantum Physics.

How much more of this narcissistic fool can the country take, he is so out of his depth I actually feel embarrassed for him. He was cringeworthily awful, using tired old routines like a fading comic who once played the palladium and now plays the Dog and Duck on a Monday dinner.

Just fucking resign and do the decent thing for fucks sake, admitting you are not up to the job might get him some little bit of his respect back.

I am sure some will still think the sun shines from his bulbous posterior though.

incredibly poor wasn't he? He came with pre-prepared answers and just coz he wasn't asked the questions to match wasn't enough to ensure he wasn't just going to read his script, Sometimes it was like that Morecambe and Wise Mastermind sketch where he answered the question asked previously - I was just waiting for Khyber Pass and ARSENAL! to feature as responses.
 
incredibly poor wasn't he? He came with pre-prepared answers and just coz he wasn't asked the questions to match wasn't enough to ensure he wasn't just going to read his script, Sometimes it was like that Morecambe and Wise Mastermind sketch where he answered the question asked previously - I was just waiting for Khyber Pass and ARSENAL! to feature as responses.
That is what came to my mind as well :))

If he had been asked what did he have for breakfast, he would tell you about a meal he had last week
 
It's properly schoolboy level pettiness, that's for certain. Every week he gets corrected.
It is probably an Old Etonian in joke that has all his old school friends falling about laughing as it was a reference they all used when referring to their House Masters cock.
 
It is probably an Old Etonian in joke that has all his old school friends falling about laughing as it was a reference they all used when referring to their House Masters cock.

Possibly.
Somehow I think it's more that he thinks he can get Blackford to make a mistake by needling him.

No votes worth bothering about for him in Scotland, so he doesn't give a toss. See also NI.
 

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