The Conservative Party

[kaz7]

Being dyslexic doesn't in anyway impede your integrity

Hence phil's hilarious question

 

[bluejon]

I voted LibDem. Not something to be especially proud of, but at least I didn’t vote for this shower of shite, and let’s face it, everyone knew they were a shower of shite before a vote was cast.

I knew Corbyn was fucked when a lot of labour voters, like myself, didn't want him to have a clear victory, i wanted a hung parliament so the tories would be out, and hopefully Saint Jeremy of Perfection would also be replaced. When even some of the people voting for a party don't want them to win, you know it's all a bit fucked.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Hancock is on this morning bleating he is dyslexic , excuses

My fault. l mistyped an e mail to him that he was a cnut and that confused him.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Daily Mail reporting -

‘Downing Street pushing back hard against "untrue" claim that Boris Johnson intervened to evacuate Pen Farthing and his animals.

"Neither the Prime Minister or Mrs Johnson were involved"

A bit like the party that never happened. It’s just one continual shitshow of incompetence and lies.

An absolute shit show in Afghanistan and all they can deny is intervening to move a few dogs?

 

[mat]

Come on dirty Dom spill the beans you teasing ****.

My money is on:

Tory K
Bob Peston
Beth Rigby
Hurley Burley

 

[mat]

Hancock is on this morning bleating he is dyslexic , excuses

He's hired a PR firm to try and soften people up to him so he can relaunch his career on the front benches, possibly leader In his head.

No one will forget he's an accomplice to murder.

 

[journolud]

Come on dirty Dom spill the beans you teasing ****.

My money is on:

Tory K
Bob Peston
Beth Rigby
Hurley Burley

Cummings is a fucking vengeful child who loves the attention and stirring it. Instead of alluding to this the slimy **** should just name names. Presumably he was there himself as well (can’t remember how long ago he got binned by Mrs Johnson)

 

[mat]

Cummings is a fucking vengeful child who loves the attention and stirring it. Instead of alluding to this the slimy **** should just name names. Presumably he was there himself as well (can’t remember how long ago he got binned by Mrs Johnson)

I agree.

He should name them and hep restore journalistic integrity.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Quite damning tbh

 

[Postman Pep]

Come on dirty Dom spill the beans you teasing ****.

My money is on:

Tory K
Bob Peston
Beth Rigby
Hurley Burley

Secret Santa list says you're not far off:)