The Conservative Party

John Oliver has just done a great bit about the UK election.

Ironically you can't watch this if you're in the UK, but I'll put it here for anyone who wants to watch and has a VPN (try Malaysia) or lives outside the UK (and probably the US, Canada or any other English speaking country).



One highlight: British five year-olds are now a full centimetre shorter than they were when the Tories took charge.

I’m a full 7 centimetres shorter than when the Tories took charge. I’m still the same height mind.
 


It's a chune though love when it comes on when playing Hell Let Loose lol.

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Tory seats I would love to see lost on Thurs ( no particular order). The country will be a better place without them

Sunak
Cleverly
Hunt
TC wanker Davies
Thick as shit Atkins
Barclay
Holden
Trot
Patel
Reet Smug
Think Hunt and the nonce are toast.

Can’t see Patel or Cleverly losing theirs.

Sunak is a distinct possibility imo.
 
Think Hunt and the nonce are toast.

Can’t see Patel or Cleverly losing theirs.

Sunak is a distinct possibility imo.
I’ve no idea who is likely to lose them, but those I listed are the ones who irritate the fuck out of me. Hopefully, the Tories are that destroyed, any left will simply fuck off from politics, which is a possibility as cannot see them having the stomach to be the opposition
 
I’ve no idea who is likely to lose them, but those I listed are the ones who irritate the fuck out of me. Hopefully, the Tories are that destroyed, any left will simply fuck off from politics, which is a possibility as cannot see them having the stomach to be the opposition
Patel and Cleverly both have huge majorities in affluent Essex seats where there isn’t going to be much switching to Labour.

Actually don’t dislike Cleverly as much as the others in that list.
 
Tory seats I would love to see lost on Thurs ( no particular order). The country will be a better place without them

Sunak
Cleverly
Hunt
TC wanker Davies
Thick as shit Atkins
Barclay
Holden
Trot
Patel
Reet Smug
Jenrick and Gullis are top of my long list. IMO both of the creepy little cunts will get their just desserts.
 
Was in Newark a couple of weeks ago. Think Jenrick is safe, but Gillis is probably toast, although there are a lot of white racists in Stoke.
Especially that end of Stoke, they think they should be part of Cheshire.

Electoral Calculus shows local polls predicting both to go, so I live in hope for now.
 

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