The Daddy of all "Typical City" moments is coming up

The Daddy of all "Typical City" moments is coming up

Didsbury Dave said:
allan harper said:
The Daddy of City typical moments would of been the 1-6 since then the rags have been on par with us and it's drove them on for the rest of the season. If we lose the league it would of been because of that result. The 6-1 highlighted to every other team that you can't beat us if you wanna play football against us, park the bus and you've got a slight chance of getting something off us.

1-6 could be our downfall.

Haha

I have this niggling feeling that the big "Typical City" would be to beat United 6-1 and lose the title to them.

A bit like when we did the double over them and they won the league, but ten times worse. Typical fucking United....

If that happens, It's probably a good time to be dropping hints to your wife about her thoughts on emigrating.
 
samharris said:
nevilletogoater-in said:
My feeling is the same as yours Dave with regards to beating the scum and then dropping points against Newcastle and QPR.

Failing that, going 3-0 up against the scum with 20mins to go and losing 4-3. I just can't accept that it's in our own hands to win the league without us doing our best to fuck things up. This just doesn't happen to us.

Winning the FA cup doesnt happen to us,battering the scum at home 6-1 doesnt happen to us, Being at the top of the table for most of the season doesnt happen to us....shall I continue bud ??... keep the faith.

I haven't lost the faith pal, never ever lose the faith. After all that's what being a City fan is about. Getting beat by fucking Lincoln away in 98/99 to winning the FA Cup and beating the scum 6-1 in the 2011. Madness eh?

I didn't mean to come across as being negative but I'm just saying that from where we've been to where we are now with the league title in our own hands is unbelieveable.

To quote Oasis "Where we were, now here we are, all this confusion, nothings the same to me"
 
We go into the united game knowing a point wins us the league. Dzeko and Aguero put us 2 up in the first 10 minutes. De Gea starts crying on the pitch. Rooney and Ferdinand have a fight in the centre circle. Giggs gets 1 back just before halftime.5 minutes into the 2nd half Rooney taps in the equaliser with his shin and has his goal hailed as the best ever goal ever scored ever. Dzeko misses a 1 on 1 against a still weeping de Gea. Aguero beats 4 defenders before smashing in a shot against the post. silva misses from 2 yards out. United are being pinned further and further back. Vidic pulls out a chainsaw and takes of nasris leg. Ref waves play on. Ball breaks to Nani who moonwalks past Clichy before curling 1 into the top corner.5 minutes left 3-2 united. City fans roar on the team one last time.

With seconds left on the clock Micah suddenly breaks down the right. He whips in a cross. It's punched clear by de Gea who falls to the floor. The ball bounces once on the edge of the box. mario brings it down with a swerve of his hips he gets space for the shot. If he scored we win the league. De Gea is still on the floor. The shot goes in evra dives to clear with his head but misses. No one else can block it. Time slows down. We hold our breathe ready to explode when the ball crosses the line.........world ends. Mayans were right. Typical city.
 
For some reason it instinctively feels like it will be Mario who comes up with the Daddy of all Typicalus Cityus (the motto which should have been on the Kappa kit's badge) moments.

In my experience they tend to come a bit from leftfield. Pollock, Dickov, Christian Dailley, Benjani.

So I'm saying Joleon Lescott with a late header at Newcastle in front of 10,000+ City.
 
have you forgotten Everton, Liverpool CC, United FAC, Napoli CL, Bayern CL, Fulham, Chelsea, West Brom, Sunderland?

Typical City has been out in force in recent months.

the only way we'll win the league is by a last minute goal where QPR Clear the ball but it hits Joe Hart in the back of the head as he's running back to get into goal and it loops to Onuoha who gets the sun in his eye and thinks he sees Garry Cook staring at him and thus he inadvertently heads the ball in for an own goal.
 
What's quite amusing about this thread is the predictability of who we see as doing the predictable- mariooooooooooooo

Anything could happen, but I'd go with the general consensus, mario was for me one of the major factors of ripping down that fucking banner last year and I'd be made up if he drop kicked camelgob with the ball over the line in the 95th min to win us the title- I'd say carlsberg don't do....... But with Mario they do!
 
Typical city was losing out on a guaranteed trophy due to sending one of our most passionate players on a free to our opponents in the semi and seeing him score the winner.
 
Ntini77 said:
I keep having a recurring nightmare that United will avenge their earlier defeat with a 1-6 mauling of their own.

Fuck me, when they went 3-0 up in that cup game I was convinced they were going to get seven.

Not going to happen.
 

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