"The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" 11/11/11.

[Jasondh]

I've got a problem/glitch.

Everytime I enter Markarth the guards try to arrest me and send me to the mines.

But because I have finished the mines task I cannot be arrested and instead the guards let me go........for about a meter and then they try to arrest me again.....and again etc.

It's really annoying. Anyone come across it?

 

[Stato]

kill them.

 

[Andouble]

I have the PS3 version and have that glitch. On mine it only happens with 1 dragon where it flys backwards and cannot be killed. Good thing is that it happens to a dragon that doesn't need to be killed in order to progress with the story so i've just left it.

Saying that though, I haven't checked it since the patch came out yesterday.

the patch released today fixed the backwards flying dragons I think. Apparently any gameplay patches (quests, difficulty, etc) wont be fixed until after the holidays.

kill them.

LOL!

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

I've had the following glitches on PS3:

- a bit of lag which is getting worse the more I play
- I can't return the ring to Ysolda in Whiterun so that quest will never get finished

- Morokei, a difficult boss, glitched meaning he just stood there allowing me to blast him with fire until it killed him. Couldn't believe my luck.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

I've had the following glitches on PS3:

- a bit of lag which is getting worse the more I play
- I can't return the ring to Ysolda in Whiterun so that quest will never get finished

- Morokei, a difficult boss, glitched meaning he just stood there allowing me to blast him with fire until it killed him. Couldn't believe my luck.

Fuckin ell you lucky bastard it took me 40 minutes to kill that twunt!!

 

[AntonDonJuan]

Ok so after I got stuck in an endless pit on level 6 and had to restart I am now level 29 a dragonplate armoured, enchanted mace wielding, hard as fuck nordic motherfucker. Except I stumbled across mzinchaleft on my way to find the horn of jurgen windcaller and I'm stuck again!! Got to the end piece of piss and there's this big centurion freak that steams me to death. I'm shit with magic so have to bash him to death and he just keeps killing me. My slutfaced follower is about useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse crack

I could open up a save outside the place but then I would have wasted the last 3 hours and lose all the shiny stuff I found in here

Boo fucking hoo

 

[Akai]

apparently there's a mod that allows you to play online with other people!

anyone tried that yet? :)

 

[mackenzie]

"The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" 11/11/11.

Ok so after I got stuck in an endless pit on level 6 and had to restart I am now level 29 a dragonplate armoured, enchanted mace wielding, hard as fuck nordic motherfucker. Except I stumbled across mzinchaleft on my way to find the horn of jurgen windcaller and I'm stuck again!! Got to the end piece of piss and there's this big centurion freak that steams me to death. I'm shit with magic so have to bash him to death and he just keeps killing me. My slutfaced follower is about useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse crack

I could open up a save outside the place but then I would have wasted the last 3 hours and lose all the shiny stuff I found in here

Boo fucking hoo

Is that sarcasm or has Anton really turned into a geek??!!
;-)

 

[AntonDonJuan]

Re:

Ok so after I got stuck in an endless pit on level 6 and had to restart I am now level 29 a dragonplate armoured, enchanted mace wielding, hard as fuck nordic motherfucker. Except I stumbled across mzinchaleft on my way to find the horn of jurgen windcaller and I'm stuck again!! Got to the end piece of piss and there's this big centurion freak that steams me to death. I'm shit with magic so have to bash him to death and he just keeps killing me. My slutfaced follower is about useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse crack

I could open up a save outside the place but then I would have wasted the last 3 hours and lose all the shiny stuff I found in here

Boo fucking hoo

Is that sarcasm or has Anton really turned into a geek??!!
;-)

I've turned into a geek!!

 

[mackenzie]

"The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" 11/11/11.

Ok so after I got stuck in an endless pit on level 6 and had to restart I am now level 29 a dragonplate armoured, enchanted mace wielding, hard as fuck nordic motherfucker. Except I stumbled across mzinchaleft on my way to find the horn of jurgen windcaller and I'm stuck again!! Got to the end piece of piss and there's this big centurion freak that steams me to death. I'm shit with magic so have to bash him to death and he just keeps killing me. My slutfaced follower is about useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse crack

I could open up a save outside the place but then I would have wasted the last 3 hours and lose all the shiny stuff I found in here

Boo fucking hoo

Is that sarcasm or has Anton really turned into a geek??!!
;-)

I've turned into a geek!!

It's Stato's fault isn't it (sleepy little bugger probably only wakes up to play this).
Anyway, my lad is 29 now and he has this as his Christmas present; he's been driving me barmy trying to find out if I've bought it for him.

 

[Stato]

Re:

Is that sarcasm or has Anton really turned into a geek??!!
;-)

I've turned into a geek!!

It's Stato's fault isn't it (sleepy little bugger probably only wakes up to play this).
Anyway, my lad is 29 now and he has this as his Christmas present; he's been driving me barmy trying to find out if I've bought it for him.

Oy I find that offensive.

I play many different games in the few hours I am awake for.

 

[AntonDonJuan]

I've fucked lydia off, finally beat the centurion freak and accidently completed a sidequest doing so. I fucked lydia off and some lioness women the protector of riften is following me. She looks harder than lydia which is handy.

Off to join the stormcloaks tonight, fuck the legion viva la revolución!

 

[BimboBob]

I've fucked lydia off, finally beat the centurion freak and accidently completed a sidequest doing so. I fucked lydia off and some lioness women the protector of riften is following me. She looks harder than lydia which is handy.

Off to join the stormcloaks tonight, fuck the legion viva la revolución!

Splitter!

 

[AntonDonJuan]

I feel ulfric's pain, its time to ethnically cleanse skyrim of the dirty elves.

The imperials are a bunch of corrupt bastards who don't allow talos, its time to crush them and revolutionize skyrim

I can be high king, ulfric can be my bitch and I will enslave all elves I come across. I can defeat the thalmor on my own, a one man killing machine

 

[Timbobs]

IGN have posted a video on Youtube about how to get Daedric Armour fast. You need to get level 90 in smithing (obviously unlock the Daedric Armour perk). Buy Iron Ignots and leather strips and just make iron daggers, this levels your character's smithing up very fast and soon you'll get level 90 as long as you have enough gold and keep buying/mining iron.

For the Daedric Armour, just buy/find/mine Ebony Ingot, get leather strips and Daedric hearts.

.................................
I've now unlocked 49/50 achievements. Messed up badly killing a mission giver in one of the Daedric artifacts missions (The Cursed Tribe) early in game by mistake, so can't do her mission meaning I've only 14/15 artifacts, so can't get achievement that way. But I know in the Ill By Midnight Mission, you can manage to get two artifacts in the same mission if you're sneaky, so will reload that save and complete it and few Daedric missions after that to get 15/15.

 

[PSmyth07]

I can't find Daedra hearts. The person that sells them in Winterhold doesn't give me the option to look. I think its because im Arch-Mage. I have Dragon armour now.

Theres a glitch where you can get your speech upto 100 fast. I think its in Riften, go into the meadery and the guy behind the counter, ask him about his employers and choose the persuade option. Repeat. Tedious though, I could only get upto 50 then left it.

My game is starting to freeze more often now ever since that patch came out.

 

[Timbobs]

I can't find Daedra hearts. The person that sells them in Winterhold doesn't give me the option to look. I think its because im Arch-Mage. I have Dragon armour now.

You can get four hearts at Shrine of Mehrunes Dagon (and enemies supposed to respawn there every 4 days to get more). Yea, IGN said something about not being able to get them at the University if you're an Arch-Mage.

<a class="postlink" href="http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Shrine_of_Mehrunes_Dagon" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Shri ... unes_Dagon</a>

 

[kp789]

Ok so after I got stuck in an endless pit on level 6 and had to restart I am now level 29 a dragonplate armoured, enchanted mace wielding, hard as fuck nordic motherfucker. Except I stumbled across mzinchaleft on my way to find the horn of jurgen windcaller and I'm stuck again!! Got to the end piece of piss and there's this big centurion freak that steams me to death. I'm shit with magic so have to bash him to death and he just keeps killing me. My slutfaced follower is about useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse crack

I could open up a save outside the place but then I would have wasted the last 3 hours and lose all the shiny stuff I found in here

Boo fucking hoo

get him to follow you into one of the traps in the corridors

 

[TCIB]

The.Elder.Scrolls.V.Skyrim.Update.4-RELOADED

 

[Chungo]

I feel ulfric's pain, its time to ethnically cleanse skyrim of the dirty elves.

The imperials are a bunch of corrupt bastards who don't allow talos, its time to crush them and revolutionize skyrim

I can be high king, ulfric can be my bitch and I will enslave all elves I come across. I can defeat the thalmor on my own, a one man killing machine

Fuck off you twat, LEGION TIL I DIE