Le Havre Oswald
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Rubber chicken, a gas mask and connect 4.
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nobody can eat fifty eggs
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I'd much prefer a rubber mask, 4 chickens and connecting the gas.mcfc2607 said:Rubber chicken, a gas mask and connect 4.
Le Havre Oswald
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that's the 2nd datenobody can eat fifty eggs said:I'd much prefer a rubber mask, 4 chickens and connecting the gas.mcfc2607 said:Rubber chicken, a gas mask and connect 4.
charliebigspuds said:an orange in the mouth then dry bumming until she bleeds, then I ask her for her number!
That is very unpleasant and disturbing.
gaudinho's stolen car
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Sausage97 said:charliebigspuds said:an orange in the mouth then dry bumming until she bleeds, then I ask her for her number!
That is very unpleasant and disturbing.
I know, he didn't even stick it in her gob the unromantic bastard.
Le Havre Oswald
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lolgaudinho's stolen car said:Sausage97 said:charliebigspuds said:an orange in the mouth then dry bumming until she bleeds, then I ask her for her number!
That is very unpleasant and disturbing.
I know, he didn't even stick it in her gob the unromantic bastard.
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Anonymous
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Flick a flannel round me bits, then once around the gnashers and at 'em!
Essembe said:Start by showing her your card tricks!!
Just dont do it at half time in an Fa cup semi final, ahemstuartahem.
ifiwasarichfan
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As if I can remember that far back !
jacko8684
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never go on a first date with a loaded weapon
bust a quick wank b4 you go, then at least the night is not a complete waste of time when you get stood up! your question is a shite way of getting tips for your first date this weekend by the way OP.
let us know how you get on with him ;-)
bust a quick wank b4 you go, then at least the night is not a complete waste of time when you get stood up! your question is a shite way of getting tips for your first date this weekend by the way OP.
let us know how you get on with him ;-)